My girlfriend broke up with me tonight...

Sorry to hear about your loss dude, but shit like this will always happen in life. So, suck it up faggot.

Also, Livejournal.

Try to win her back using wacky romantic comedy antics.

I recommend the mariachi band under her window.

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Originally Posted by VX

Sorry to hear about your loss dude, but shit like this will always happen in life. So, suck it up faggot.

Also, Livejournal.

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Best post in the whole thread.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Try to win her back using wacky romantic comedy antics.

I recommend the mariachi band under her window.

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Do you always have great ideas? ;) But seriously Crit, if you wanna win her back, don't talk to her, because theyre's no better tactic to getting a girl curious again then to tell her off completely. But not in any rude way, just live a happy life without her, it'll prolly bother her. Depends though, that doesn't work all the time.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Try to win her back using wacky romantic comedy antics.

I recommend the mariachi band under her window.

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ayyyyyy ayyyy ayyyy ayyyy canta y no llores porque cantando se alegran ceileto lindo los corazones


:D

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Originally Posted by MVS

Sure, but that's one of those things you learn at like 22.

When I was 17, I was happy to have a GF and have a LTR with her.

When I was 22, I resented all that other poon I gave up trying for.

To each his own.

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I would just like to add that I went through exactly those feelings at exactly those ages.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

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He's gotta learn for himself I think.

I wouldn't be surprised if they have "teh makeup" sex too, possibly with a little side dish of the "I'm sorry that happened, I just wanted to be with you one more time" line from her.

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That's fine, as long as he gets the sex.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

Bros started wrokign all the time, not having a whole lot of time for me, and started getting different lives, which included me less and less... True, they were still really good friends, but I was by myself, most of the time there as well... and in a lot less comfortable enviroment.

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You're a codependent. Learn to be at peace by yourself.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

This will bite me in the ass, but I'll say it anyway, becuase what the fuck do I care right now....

She was the first and only everything.... First girlfriend, first kiss, first "poon". Even the fucking first person I've held hands with.

Ok, now lets hear all the "holy crap, omfg, you need to go hav sexs with girls now!!" or whatever you so please.

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Not at all. It just makes sense why she's broken you.

Anyone that can dump someone, go off to be with someone else and has the dumpee convinced they are to blame has skills. She's like the Horse Whisperer, only with Cocks.

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Originally Posted by omfgninjas

I'm glad TNL has a Shuri to call its own.

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Totally, but criticom is skipping stages.

Shuri's was ace due to the 'my girl is monica belluci hot and will love me forever' a week before 'my girl dumped me and is fucking the town right now'.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

It's like telling a stripper(or just a girl) that you really want to have sex with, and she really wants to have sex with you too, and you're already naked, and on top of her, and you're about a milimeter away from penetration, to tell her to go away.

Not a great analogy, but it's the best I could think of. :-/

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That's a terrible analogy, because you're talking about sex. I'd tell her to either put out or leave you alone - it'd be a win-win situation, unless you're looking forward to girl talk and getting pedicures together while watching Ellen.

She might even gain some respect for you if you grow some balls and do what's best for yourself.

But if you really want to keep her, you can always knock her up.

He's SOL.

For the 100th time in this thread 'some things you have to learn for yourself'.