My girlfriend broke up with me tonight...

Ok, well, I'll reply to everyoen else later, she's here now, and we're going shopping. stfu all of you.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

bbobb's just bitter because he's not getting any.

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Meh... If I really wanted to get laid, I would. But I'm just not at the desperation point of lowering my standards.

Staying friends will not work. There is no such thing, don't try putting yourself through that it'll just drag out the pain longer. Unless you're into self torture, don't.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

Ok, well, I'll reply to everyoen else later, she's here now, and we're going shopping. stfu all of you.

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We've lost him...

Oh, she will be his friend, but [b]he]/b] won't stop caring about her, and all the time he spends with her not being able to have her (or, worse yet, hearing about her problems when she starts fucking some other guy) will be complete and utter torture.

LISTEN TO US! It's happened all too often to so many people...

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Originally Posted by MVS

Sure, but that's one of those things you learn at like 22.

When I was 17, I was happy to have a GF and have a LTR with her.

When I was 22, I resented all that other poon I gave up trying for.

To each his own.

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You know... 22 seems to be the universal life lesson age. That's the same age I figured out how stupid I had been since HS and got my ass back to college. Amazing.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

Ok, well, I'll reply to everyoen else later, she's here now, and we're going shopping. stfu all of you.

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Pussy.

When she comes back in 3 months, after humping the 5th fleet, pregnent/with teh Hiv and you take her back because she's 'special and teh one', I'm going to relish this moment with all the fake joy and piss enducing laughter that text can convey.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Staying friends will not work. There is no such thing, don't try putting yourself through that it'll just drag out the pain longer. Unless you're into self torture, don't.

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Agreed... staying friends is the worst possible thing you can do. It just leads to an on again off again relationship that is even more painful when it finally breaks apart.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

We've lost him...

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:(

He's gotta learn for himself I think.

I wouldn't be surprised if they have "teh makeup" sex too, possibly with a little side dish of the "I'm sorry that happened, I just wanted to be with you one more time" line from her.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

Ok, well, I'll reply to everyoen else later, she's here now, and we're going shopping. stfu all of you.

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I'm incredibly fucking disappointed in you.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

You know... 22 seems to be the universal life lesson age. That's the same age I figured out how stupid I had been since HS and got my ass back to college. Amazing.

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I think it's beacuse the booze wears off.

About a year after booze was legal for me, and I'd been drinking for 6 years, some of the luster was lost and sobriety is amazingly revealing.

That or you just feel old and s-m-r-t.