"OMG! Think of the CHILDREN!!!"
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"OMG! Think of the CHILDREN!!!"
Crocodiles are pretty fast, they tell you to run in zigzags to get away from them because they suck at turning, but could easily catch up to an average (read=fat) person in a straight sprint. If that Crocodile wanted to eat that baby, there's not a single fucking thing Steve could do.Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverDude
That's kinda like saying "If a speedy midget wanted the basketball, there's nothing a pro basketball player could do."Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
He KNOWS how to dodge those beasts. Like an insane aussie ninja or something.
Yeah astro, have you seen his show? He teases wild ones all the time and has been bitten like 2 or 3 times, with none of them being vital.
than again steve isnt making the crocs disappear in to little crates or do faggy magic stuff on a stage. those "magicians" got what they deserved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnarok the Red
Yes, but even if there was practically no danger. Take it from a utilitarian perspective... benefit of baby being near croc < dangers of baby being near croc. Nothing good can come from him carrying his baby around like a ragdoll puppet in a croc enclosure. As I said, he didn't even support it's neck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenshin
He had an exclusive televison interview on Australian TV... he was the biggest dickhead, I wanted to bitch slap him. I felt sorry for the guy, and thought the media was attacking him unfairly... but I was wrong. The best bit was when he got completely PWNED by the interviewer, he said that he took his baby in to teach him about crocs as early as possible, and then the interviewer said that Child Behaviouralists are probably cringing at his comments because a one month old baby is not aware enough of the outside world to understand anything about crocs. Then he got a little mad and said that he's sick of people telling him things and he knows better as a parent. :yuck: Yeah because some dickhead who catches crocs knows better than 150 or so years of psychological research... :rolleyes:
He then basically said (inbetween the lines) that he felt sorry that the public was ignorant about crocs and there was no threat, and he was created by god to be the grand messiah of conservation to save the world... he's A WANKER!
Whoever is doing his PR is stupid, the best about face would of been for him to admit it was a dumb thing to do, and it was only because he was so passionate about crocs and conservation it blinded him to danger.
Oh well... I bet he's off Oprah's christmas card list now.
Crocs can be suprisingly agile, they can snap amazingly fast and bite down with tremendous force. Not to mention one month old babies are incredibly delicate, as anyone who's ever held once can attest, and even if the croc doesn't actually get ahold of the child, how fast the child would be jerked away from the animal to protect it could be enough to hurt them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenshin
And, man, what are you talking about Roy performing closer to tigers than Steve does with crocs? Steve "performs" with crocs all the time, everytime he wrassles one down, or taunts one, or in any way makes physical contact with one for the camera, he's performing. Wherever he happens to do this and the croc is just happens to be his version of the stage. It's not terribly different.
I'll laugh when it happens to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
I dont have a problem with what that crazy ass does, but when he starts actually dangling the kid over the crocodile, then i'll be worried lol.
When I saw this thread, I figured Crikey was croc food.