if you ignore her shell go away
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It was such a beautfiul wedding *sniff*...I was given Uncle Ben's rice to throw at her and her new hubby as they skated out of the chapel on rollerblades. So romantic :_)
I hope he gives better tongue than Madonna did.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOGHT BEFORE I BURST INTO LAUGHTER!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
ah one of the great seinfeld portraits, the other is the painting of Kramer that was done by some girl jerry was dating. these two crazy old coots ended up buying it.
Hah, beat me to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
Maybe she just wanted reason to fuck the guy silly and then be able to tell the press about it? I dunno.
My mother woke me up to tell me about this. It went something like this:
Mom: "Britney got married!"
K (mumbling): "..... Britney who?"
M: "Spears"
K: "................ okay"
M: "Just thought I'de let you know."
Oh well, it was noon anyway. But still.
This is just another one of her publicity stunts. And everyone is falling for it... again...
So we add married briteny to happy/sad/in control/psychotic briteny. Sweet.
You can't make this type of stuff up.
Yep, me too. When I heard this I cracked up thinking of George Costanza (and also the jackass lawyer in Pretty Woman). :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
"World's Craziest Weddings, tonight on Fox at 10:00 PM." ;)