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While this movie looks like it's gonna be that hot shit, I still feel the need to point out that Iron Man is a lame hero.
I mean, Tony Stark is an arms dealer who made all his money off of human suffering, and a drunk.
He's basically like if Dick Cheney got a really sweet hoveround.
What? That's why he's awesome. He drinks several gallons of dry martinis and punches Doctor Doom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vasteel
Also, what the hell is a hoveround? Is that like a whosafag?
He has personal issues, and has a moral compass set to gray sometimes. The perfect leader? Maybe not. But he's damn good. This makes him interesting.
I saw the Electronic Talking Iron Man figure at Target today, and it reminded me of the Turbo-Man toy from Jingle All The Way.
One of those Rascal scooters that old people and invalids whip.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Saw TV Spot 3 on youtube a while ago, it's good that they kept the unibeam. :D
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Originally Posted by YellerDog
He's the man people like you wish you could be.
I wish Downey Jr. was playing a black Tony Stark though.
People like me? You're thinking "Green Lantern" perhaps.
You want to be Guy Gardner?