......The Return......ALLEY FIGHTS! (read post 1 first)

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Originally Posted by Criticom

680x0, drags frostwolf ex, who is bleedying profously.... al throws him face down over an old bench. 680x0 pulls down frostwolf ex's pants, then proceeds to take out his chrome-plated corkscrew penis, and give frostwolf ex the most painfull Anal known to man... 5 minutes go by, frostwolf ex, in such pain, he's wishing for death! 680x0 at that time, orgasms right into frostwolf ex's butthole, shooting all his lavasperm into his rectum, incinerating him.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Still, it's hard to say if 680x0 won...or lost. :yuck:

Yes, I know, that's the beauty of it all.

HAH! I find it funny that I was matched against my step-brother. :lol:

That was awesome, Crit.

I find this to be one of the most entertaining threads in a while...when giant black penises aren't flopping around, that is.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I find this to be one of the most entertaining threads in a while...when giant black penises aren't flopping around, that is.

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But but but.... that was the best part!!

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Originally Posted by Criticom

But but but.... that was the best part!!

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That's what SHE said. I never get tired of hearing that. ;)

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Originally Posted by Captain Vegetable

HAH! I find it funny that I was matched against my step-brother. :lol:

That was awesome, Crit.

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I would win in real life!:P

Good fight I guess...

Green vs Seven was quite dissapointing considering the fight was over at the half, following the drivel that nearly put me to sleep.

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Originally Posted by voltz

Green vs Seven was quite dissapointing considering the fight was over at the half, following the drivel that nearly put me to sleep.

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Yeah, I didn't like that one either. But I didn't have much to work with. The Japanese Launguage isn't a very fun weapon to write about. so It was all one sided.

And man, I'm glad you lost to Lobo. I had never talked to you before,. But I'm wishing I still hadn't. Oh well, I can't win 'em all.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

And man, I'm glad you lost to Lobo.

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Hey Lobo may be the man, but you need to learn some creative writing talent if you want these fights to be even mildly amusing. You could get the idea by looking here if you need a fair idea of how it's done properly. ;)

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I had never talked to you before,. But I'm wishing I still hadn't.

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Then why bother?