Best Engrish ever(?)

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08 Jan 2004, 10:45 AM
Eight One

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Best Engrish ever(?)

Hold on...

Right now you must be thinking "WTF is this about?" I'll explain...

In my travels about downtown Yokosuka, I walk by a bunch of bars, but never visted many. I was just wandering about I saw a sign in the distance that (I thought) was just "Yeah!" Since I've never really been inside there, I thought I'd check it out. When I actually get close to the sign, it reads "Fuck YEAH!". Having seen that, I wanted to see if this place was for real. Lo and behold, it is. They even have an appropriate Happy Hour sign.

As for the bar itself, it seems decent with its rock music atmosphere. (At least the drinks are cheap!)

If you really think I'm making this up.........
08 Jan 2004, 11:09 AM
AstroBlue

That's fucking awesome!
08 Jan 2004, 11:13 AM
Klonoa

Fuck no, that cannot be.
08 Jan 2004, 11:19 AM
Thief Silver

That's great, wonderful find Seven Force.
08 Jan 2004, 11:20 AM
Gymkata

This is unusualy awesome. I think that the owner of the bar will get a free ticket to heaven.
08 Jan 2004, 11:24 AM
Mr-K

That's fucking awesome.
08 Jan 2004, 11:25 AM
Nomi

I've seen some good finds of Engrish, but this one is fantastic. Awesome. I'd give that bar money just because of the name.
08 Jan 2004, 11:37 AM
Dolemite

That's cool, but "Twisty Cunty" would be even better.

I love how they wrote "F**K Yeah" on the notice right under the "Fuck Yeah" sign in the 3rd pic. Maybe they're only allowed a certain amount of "Fucks".

Anyway, how does this qualify as Engrish? "Fuck Yeah" is a legit term.
08 Jan 2004, 11:43 AM
Masaka

Don't forget the Caktail bars
08 Jan 2004, 11:45 AM
Eight One

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

That's cool, but "Twisty Cunty" would be even better.

There probably is something like that in existence. After finding Skull Shit, Rock & Bitch and now this, I wouldn't be too surprised if there really is a "Twisty Cunty" somewhere in the outskirts of Tokyo....
08 Jan 2004, 11:52 AM
Eight One

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Originally Posted by Masaka

Don't forget the Caktail bars

Only if they serve Fraid Rice
08 Jan 2004, 01:03 PM
Dolemite

http://www.engrish.com This site rules.
08 Jan 2004, 01:09 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

There probably is something like that in existence. After finding Skull Shit, Rock & Bitch and now this, I wouldn't be too surprised if there really is a "Twisty Cunty" somewhere in the outskirts of Tokyo....

How about this one? I'll take a Carcinoma Mocha Latte, please...
08 Jan 2004, 01:56 PM
Timber

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That site is gold.

But I don't want my horny removed...
08 Jan 2004, 01:58 PM
Mr-K

What the hell is that thing?
08 Jan 2004, 02:01 PM
Dolemite

It's a horny remover. Dummy.
08 Jan 2004, 02:51 PM
Dolemite

7F- I'm not that familiar with your history. Obviously, you live in Japan, but how did that come to be? Are you in the military like FX? Did you just move there? Was there a mistake in the nursery at the hospital and some couple in Harlem is raising a Japanese kid? ;)
08 Jan 2004, 03:30 PM
arjue

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

That's fucking awesome!

fuck YEAH!
08 Jan 2004, 03:32 PM
Gymkata

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

7F- I'm not that familiar with your history. Obviously, you live in Japan, but how did that come to be? Are you in the military like FX? Did you just move there? Was there a mistake in the nursery at the hospital and some couple in Harlem is raising a Japanese kid? ;)

shhhh! Dont say that too loud! Holywood might hear you! :mad:
08 Jan 2004, 03:37 PM
Diff-chan

Japan rules.

Dolemite, yea, 7F is in the military.
08 Jan 2004, 04:25 PM
Satsuki

I will forever acknowledge this as my favorite engrish:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hate-hate-hate.jpg

but the FUCK, YEAH! sounds like a bar i would personally endorse.
08 Jan 2004, 04:29 PM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

I will forever acknowledge this as my favorite engrish:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hate-hate-hate.jpg

but the FUCK, YEAH! sounds like a bar i would personally endorse.

That's not engrish, I read it on a furry website a few weeks back. DarkWolfEnchantress was the author, or something.
08 Jan 2004, 09:56 PM
gameoverDude

I love it. If only a bar here in the States could get that name.

Someone here in OH who opened a bar did submit "Mother Fucker's" for approval at one time :lol: , but the local powers that be denied it. They settled for "Mother Fletcher's".
08 Jan 2004, 10:29 PM
AstroBlue

I want a bar called the "Far Queue", "Far Kit", "Far Quit", "Far Cammy" or "Far Canal".
08 Jan 2004, 11:44 PM
Eight One

Get of Flashback!!

With all this fuckin' goin' on....

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...achmentid=2823
08 Jan 2004, 11:54 PM
Gohron

Philadelphia has some interesting places but nothing like this:P
09 Jan 2004, 11:34 AM
Dolemite

More fuckin'...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/ChickenZombies.jpg

And I just had to post this t-shirt...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dothejackoff.jpg
09 Jan 2004, 05:48 PM
Master of 7s

Too cool! Too cool!!

fuck YEAH!! :lol:
10 Jan 2004, 02:59 AM
cigsthecat

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...achmentid=7801

You gotta love how the 'R' in Beer is really a 'B' they altered.
10 Jan 2004, 03:02 AM
ChaoofNee

They must've spent all their money on the "fuck" and the "yeah." They probably got a better deal on two 'B's.
10 Jan 2004, 12:19 PM
Shinobi128

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someone explain this one to me.
10 Jan 2004, 12:24 PM
Nomi

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

someone explain this one to me.

:wtf:

Jesus... That's messed up.
10 Jan 2004, 12:34 PM
MechDeus

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

someone explain this one to me.

So... if a guy has sex with a minor he'll get pregnant and give birth? I am so lost.
10 Jan 2004, 02:41 PM
gameoverDude

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

someone explain this one to me.

I don't get it either, unless guys can become pregnant. :rolleyes: :wtf:
10 Jan 2004, 02:48 PM
FX

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

someone explain this one to me.

If a guy has sex with midget, he'll get pregnant.
10 Jan 2004, 02:50 PM
g0zen

No, no, you forget the Japanese read right to left!

So, if a woman shoves a child up her anus it will reverse gestate into a midget attached to her hip which will then morph into her new penis. Simple!
10 Jan 2004, 02:59 PM
Timber

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Originally Posted by g0zen

No, no, you forget the Japanese read right to left!

So, if a woman shoves a child up her anus it will reverse gestate into a midget attached to her hip which will then morph into her new penis. Simple!

Brilliant!
10 Jan 2004, 04:03 PM
nakkato

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Originally Posted by g0zen

So, if a woman shoves a child up her anus it will reverse gestate into a midget attached to her hip which will then morph into her new penis. Simple!

....but the far right frame looks more like the midget is popping out of her anus to say goodbye as it makes it's butterfly like transformation from being anal dwelling to being attached to someone's hip and somehow creating a phallus for that person.

But that doesn't make the picture any less strange.
10 Jan 2004, 04:22 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

No, no, you forget the Japanese read right to left!

So, if a woman shoves a child up her anus it will reverse gestate into a midget attached to her hip which will then morph into her new penis. Simple!

:lol:
10 Jan 2004, 04:28 PM
Shakey

my two favorite engrishes I saw while in China were:

a faucet that was activated by sensor that had a note that said:

"Automatic faucet unnessesary touching"

and one on the fire escape plan for the hotel, which I suppose meant 'the star is where your room is' or something similar

"4. Star profese your excellence seat"
10 Jan 2004, 09:29 PM
Eight One

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Originally Posted by Shinobi128

someone explain this one to me.

It's a parody of the "priority seating" signs on the trains (where elderly, disabled, pregnant women, and people with infants sit)

I have a hard time seeing that it's real... :\

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