Top 10 Ways to 'do away' with someone.

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Originally Posted by Sl1p

Hey, Butthurt McDouchebag. Did I mention how much you deserve them for being such a blatant moron? Go get yourself a Livejournal if you feel like angsting somewhere.

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I've recieved better insults from a six year old girl at a catholic school.

And must you carry on with this pitiful "OMG STFU NEWBIE" crap in every one of my threads? Seriously. No one else seems to have a problem with me but you.

And if you are going to insult me, at least use some of your best insults.

It's only the STFU Newbie pic. Why are you getting uptight about it?

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Originally Posted by Megatron

1. Kidnap a rich person
2. Find a homeless escape goat
3. Ransom the rich person off
4. Create a chase scene at which you "die"
5. During the chase you kill the person that you wanted to kill from the begining
6. Fake your own death, use homeless escape goat as dead body
7. You're done; your rich, have a new indentity, you killed the perosn you wanted to kill.

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A) How are you going to fake your own death? They'll see you crawling away from the car.

B) Dental records will show that the homeless guy is clearly not you.

C) The bank accounts will have traces on it and the moment you touched it alarms would set off.

D) How would you "get a new identity"?

E) Nakkato, don't put this ridiculous and retarded idea on the list.

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Originally Posted by Andrew

A) How are you going to fake your own death? They'll see you crawling away from the car.

B) Dental records will show that the homeless guy is clearly not you.

C) The bank accounts will have traces on it and the moment you touched it alarms would set off.

D) How would you "get a new identity"?

E) Nakkato, don't put this ridiculous and retarded idea on the list.

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I think he watched "The Whole 9 Yards" but didn't pay attention.

I haven't seen that movie and I can clearly see the holes in his plan.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

It's only the STFU Newbie pic. Why are you getting uptight about it?

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I have issues outside the realm of this forum... :confused:

... and I'm not really getting uptight about the pic, I'm getting uptight about this stupid newbie hazing crap, and how he's gotten into basically all of my threads about it.

This forum is all about starting conversations of sorts, right?

All I have been doing is creating conversation like everyone else here, and I don't see why I should get slammed for not being around as long as someone else.

you could stab someone with a pointy stick.

...but back on topic.

Throwing someone into a wood chipper...

Wait, that's not enough. Let's put all the people we don't like on a conveyer belt and toss all of them into the wood chipper one after another.

And then burn their chopped up pieces.

And then feed those pieces to animals in the rain forest.

Look, we have an Assembly Line of Death and we're saving the rain forest!

Binding someone by the hands with rope and slowly lowering them feet first into a whirling helicopter propeller...

or a pit of boiling water.