Top 10 Ways to 'do away' with someone.

Ok here is one, take a fine wire with retractable barbs, inert into their arm veins till the wires are up to their shoulders, then press the button and have the retractable barbs poke out, then attatch the end of the wire to a car and driveoff quickly, ripping the veins out of their arms and let them bleed to death.



(why yes, i had a rough day at work, how could you guess?)

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Originally Posted by Lobo

Go into someone's house at night with a large rusty nail, a dull rusty hacksaw, a hammer, some gasoline, and a match. Nail the person's right hand down to either the floor, or a large piece of wooden furniture. Then drench the house with gasoline. Give the person two choices; burn alive, or cut through their right arm with a rusty saw. Light the place on fire and see what happens.

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That sounds like a complete rip-off of a scene in Mad Max. :p

The bad dude is trapped inside of his car and it's leaking gasoline. Max pulls him out of the car and handcuffs him to the door. He then hands the guy a hacksaw and tells him: Those handcuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take you about 10 minutes to cut through them with that hacksaw, or you could cut your hand off in 2 minutes. Meanwhile, a stream of gas is slowly trickling towards a small flame.

also, it rips of watchmen a bit.

i got this from a book. Get a long stick, pointed at the end but not sharp. it should be like 8 or 9 feet in height and as big as a upper arm around. Stick it in the ground so its sticking out at an angle, like 85. Shove the stick up someone's ass. gravity will to its work until the stick finally kills them by poking through the neck. Also, blood loss and starvation is a plus and the blunt end of the stick will not puncture any of the major internal organs so you can torture them longer. My favorite, grabbing a foot and yanking down on it.

jesus christ, force someone to read this thread. They'll just commit suicide and save you the trouble of "offing" them.

poop in they soda

Put them on a 100 foot platform in the hottest months of the summer, they can either die from over-exposure to the sun's UV rays (assuming they have lighter skin) or jump off and die.

Scrap the teflon off a frying pan and slide the shavings into a cigarette. The fumes will cause whoever smokes it to go into cardiac arrest.

You guys fucking suck at murder

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Put them on a 100 foot platform in the hottest months of the summer, they can either die from over-exposure to the sun's UV rays (assuming they have lighter skin) or jump off and die.

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Or slide back down the pole holding them up.

keep some one awake for days. so that they only get short cat naps of like 30 minutes but never get any rem sleep. they will go insane and then die.

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i like the whole flesh eating bacteria idea. just tie them up, release and watch it work.