Someone just stole a garbage bag from outside my house. WTF?

Diff, do you live in a broken home? Is there garbage scattered all over the house, and do you have crackers and toothpaste for dinner? You can tell us.

Either that or they are fat people. Fat people make more trash, what with eating lots more and always spending paper towels on cleaning up things they didn'[t realize they knocked over.

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Originally Posted by Master

crackers and toothpaste for dinner?

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Them's good eatin'.

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Originally Posted by Kenshin

But on a more serious note, maybe you have a PI on your ass.

Garbage is an excellent source when investigating someone.

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Could be the cops. The local cops took a bunch of my friends garbage before they raided his house 'cause they thought he was a drug dealer.

Was he?

No, but he was a major pothead and they found a bunch of seeds in his trash. When they raided his house they found a pipe and a stolen roadsign. Big time bust.

That would ruin my day.

This thread is awesome.

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Originally Posted by Grave

What the fuck, man? Don't you flush that stuff? What kind of sick degenerate monster throws their shitty toilet paper in the trash can?

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Seriously. If Tyler is wiping his ass then trashing the paper, he's got bigger problems than someone stealing his garbage.

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Originally Posted by Master

Fat people make more trash, what with eating lots more and always spending paper towels on cleaning up things they didn'[t realize they knocked over.

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:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by cigsthecat

b. How do you amass nine or ten bags of garbage in a week?

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Christ. I just pulled that number out of my ass, I didn't know you guys scrutinize it so much. It could have been four or five bags, I really didn't count (I didn't take the trash out either). I also cleaned my room this week and threw a bunch of old magazines and boxes and stuff out.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Or perhaps he's a gay stalker, and longs to rub your used toilet paper all over his nipples.

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man that made me spit my beer all over the monitor. many thanks :D

it was me. we had an argument in some thread and as revenge I went over to your house and JACKED you. Yeah...I got you back! I win!! Who's the bitch now!?