Someone Needs to Stop this Insanity

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/474/474600p1.html

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House of the Dead director Uwe Boll has snared the movie rights to two more videogames, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Boll has reportedly picked up Eidos' Fear Effect and Vivendi Universal Games' Hunter: The Reckoning, which is based on a traditional pen-and-paper role-playing game by White Wolf.
In our 10 Questions interview with Boll, the German filmmaker hinted that his follow-up project would either be a sequel to House of the Dead or an adaptation of the game BloodRayne, but this may supercede that news.
Boll is also set to adapt Dungeon Siege, a fantasy role-playing actioner set in the Kingdom of Ehb.

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For the love of god, will someone please kill this man before he succeeds in ruining cinema once and for all?

I bet they make you watch these movies on the flight to hell. Something to finally replace Ishtar.

He's decided to single-handedly continue the long tradition of shitty game-based movies. You gotta admire his dedication, if nothing else.

Well it's not as if Hunter the Reckoning was any great icon of gameplay. So he makes a movie about a shitty game. Who knows, it may be good. Afterall, you already have low expectations.

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Originally Posted by Error

Well it's not as if Hunter the Reckoning was any great icon of gameplay. So he makes a movie about a shitty game. Who knows, it may be good. Afterall, you already have low expectations.

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Didn't your momma ever tell you that two wrongs don't make a right?

Isn't Alone in the Dark (with Christian Slater) his next project?

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Originally Posted by Green

Isn't Alone in the Dark (with Christian Slater) his next project?

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Yeah that's what I thought.
This guy shouldn't be let near a camera. :\

Boll is on da roll !!! :lol: That rhymes :p

White Wolf could have farmed their franchise out to a much better production house. :(

The World of Darkness deserves a decent movie, and hunter would have been perfect, as it can incorporate all of the archetypes White Wolf has been made famous for (vampires, werewolves, etc.).

And the game was great, you cock smoking fags.

How? How could the House of the Dead movie get a sequal? I thought it made like 17 dollars total?