...by becoming the first teenager to appear in court charged with raping his mother.
Sick fucker, hope he gets help.
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...by becoming the first teenager to appear in court charged with raping his mother.
Sick fucker, hope he gets help.
I didn't know Icepick was 15.
Wow.
Thats fucking sick.
Was she hot?
...forgive me jesus
No, no, no. His mother, not your mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
Pics please. :D
Eww...
That is so fucked up.
As sick as this maybe, I would really like to know why on earth he had to rape his mom. No doubt he will be sent to a secret lab for experimentation instead of a cell as it is a waste of scientific opportunity.
Now if only I knew where to get the findings for these such things.
Ahhh... my bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Am I the only one who's, you know, a little bit relieved that this happened in the UK instead of here?
I want to throw up.
I'm surprised that it wasn't France.
Oh wait, no I'm not. It'd be the boy's FATHER if it were France.
"We've just lost cabin preasure." :eek: :wtf: :yuck: :eek:
This is just sick.....fuck man.
"Right then mum, let's bend ya over to get the shaggins' on. Don't be a shy lit'l birdie! I make ya feel like the Queen of Sussex I will! Like the bloody Queen!"Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
"Just lie back and think of England mumsie dear! Here comes the tallywacker!"Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
http://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/clockwork_orange.jpg
"Hey mum! Time for the ol' in an' out!"
Ewwwww....Thats just nasty.
this about sums it up.Quote:
it was one of the 'most difficult, sensitive and ultimately saddest cases that could be imagined'.
If the kid videotaped it, sped it up and dubbed it with benny hill music, I'd download it.
Hill's Angels!Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
:yuck: <-- That little dude says it all.. *Chemist goes and vomits*
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She no doubt finds this as stressful and bizarre as anyone else.
Sweet mother of fuck, this is by far the most disturbing thing ever!
I could go for the "mother fucker" joke but I... I just won't.
Anything sped up and to Benny Hill music is hilarious. I've even seen 9/11 footage sped up to Benny Hill music.Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
Oh wow. Hook me up with that vid.
I don't have it anymore, but I think my friend does. I'll see what I can do.
THIS IS LONDON.
"Right, mum! Right time for a bit of buggery!"
You know, I can't think of a more tragic thread posted on TNL that ended up making me laugh more. You guys are sick fucks. :lol:
Goddamn, bustin a nut in your own mother? Fucked up. Seriously, picture your own mom in that position. Hopefully, none of you can. This kid needs to be killed, if he'd rape his own mother there's no telling what else he'd do.
Said the defendant on the witness stand:
"i told u i wuz hardcore"
:lol:
Oh fuck you! My genitals just fell off!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I'm not gonna pass judgement til I see a pic of his mom.
freak....
It'd be even more messed up if he knocked her up. And she kept it. And then they got married and raised it together.
At least your mom's safe now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
WAAAAAITASECOND!
I think that's what he said...Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
:xx:
See what happens when you play too many videogames?
As sick as it is, here is something SICKER that I garuntee will happen:
Some far-leftist wacko lawyer will take this kids case OR some far-leftist wackos will start saying its not his fault, but society's fault. We all let him down...
Society let him down so he decided to give his mother a good dicking.
.... *shakes head*
I wonder if she spanked him for being bad? Kinky!
Or some right-wing wacko will say if he'd prayed in school more he wouldn't have done it, or that its the 'perverse left-wing media' that drove him to give his mother the high hard one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zerodash
I wonder if there was bukakke involved? If she wouldn't do that for her own flesh and blood then I don't know what our society has come to.
I find it pretty interesting that some of you make fun of it.
That probably will be the case but nobody's gonna buy it. He raped his mother, jeez.Quote:
Some far-leftist wacko lawyer will take this kids case OR some far-leftist wackos will start saying its not his fault, but society's fault. We all let him down...
The right wing believes that there are people who are inherently fucked up. They don't blame it on not praying. It is the idiots on the left that think that they can rehabilitate everyone. Those dumb fucks would try to use hypnosis to figure out who abused Satan as a child so they can help him.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
I'm sure Mom (and/or Dad) must have done a really shitty job raising this kid for him to be quite this fucked up.
Please for fuck's sake, don't turn this into a "liberals" vs "conservative" thing. There are dickheads on both sides of the coin. Deal with it and shut the fuck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
just highlighting that part for Yoshi's sake.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
that wacky Oedipus complex. always sneaking up on you when you least expect it. like a rapist even! a mother rapist in this case...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I always wondered what kind of kid would pop out if a son knocked up his mom. Although the means to get to that point would be...disturbing.
Kinda like this story:P
Anything for the sake of science, I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
I can't speak for everyone else, but I do it because I'm a terrible person.Quote:
Originally Posted by J2d
I laughed at a thirteen year old girl falling when crowdsurfing last night. Just a bad person.
Hope she doesn't get pregnant...
it's always funnier when it doesn't happen to you. and i'd laugh at her too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seven Force
As far as this thread goes... I like dark humour... but not when people get carried away.
"MILF"
She fell hard too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashen Victor
Mr-K, you and me should go out and laugh at retarded people sometime.
Seriously.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 680x0
This is the best thread ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Possibly, but sometimes a kid can be seriously fucked up right out of the womb and even the best upbringing in the world can't change that. I mean, there's right and wrong, and I think even the most morally corrupt individual would know that raping our own mother is just wrong, despite however he was raised.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Maybe his mother's womb was just so comforting that he wanted to move back in.
I wonder what his mum would have said to him when he was doing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lobo
The best I could come up with is:
"You realise that you are going to hell for this."
Maybe she said "You Mother Fucker!"
"Straight to your room, mister, with no supper!!....
...uh, a little to the left, dear."
I'm hoping this starts some "Don't rape your mom" movement. Then, they will have commercials like those "Don't beat your bitch" commercials someone posted a while back. They will show some kid raping his mom in a public setting, with everyone just sitting around watching. Then, it will be like "You wouldn't do this in public, don't do it at home. Don't rape your mom."
Then, I will be amused.
That would make my life 800 times better if they aired those commercials.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lobo
Why? Do your kids rape you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
MU-THAAAA-FUC-KAHHH!!!
It has happened on occassion, but those commercials would provide enough laughing material until the day I die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
"Hey kids, I'm a random NBC star. Don't rape your mother, that's just fucked." *Cue "The More You Know" theme*
Can Reba do it, please?
As long as she doesn't sing it...
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Originally Posted by Mr-K