And he uses a sword that no human could actually carry. And he sucks materia into his body. And he does shit on a motorcycle that nobody could EVER do. And...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
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And he uses a sword that no human could actually carry. And he sucks materia into his body. And he does shit on a motorcycle that nobody could EVER do. And...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
It's just like the Matrix. Neo dodges bullets, he dives into an Agent's body and explodes them from the inside, ghosts exist. .
But the second he flies. .
I see the difference, but I also don't.
And if you want to get technical, he didn't fly. He jumped, and then was helped along the way.
This just shows that it's a lot easier to swallow mounds of stupid bullshit if you're playing a game instead of watching a movie.
It's fun and flashy and all that, but it's also painfully dumb.
Nono, not that. I'm talking more about that motorbike scene with him and the other two white haired guys. They were flying down that tunnel, and again with him against Sephiroth.
Granted, he's not whizzing around like Superman, so maybe FF7 just takes place on the fucking moon.
Maybe it was an illusion and they were just jumping on very tiny buildings. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
Vincent at least proves that he's still bad ass. I think I liked the music the most, some quality remixes in there. There didn't seem much to the movie though. Some people are sick, some people show up that want a head in a box, lots of jumping ensues, a Aeris cameo...
But I'd totally play a FF7 remake.
Gotcha. I think out of everything, that was probably the part I had the most problem with; they did hold them in the air a bit too long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
I would have liked to have seen the movie be a bit less over the top, but at the same time, I didn't have any real problem with it.
There was a lot of flying around in this. It did annoy me minutely until I remembered that this is a movie based on a videogame. In the videogame the characters do a lot of shit that isnt possible either. No flying, but still - why not? They summon huge magical beings, cast spells, have guns with unlimited ammo for arms, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
I wasnt about to ruin my enjoyment of this by sweating the details.
But the fight scenes, as over the top as they were, were fucking awesome. Cloud's a damn jedi in this one.
- Who in the hell was this Denzel kid? I dont remember him in game. Someone mentioned Cloud was his dad right? wtf
- needed to see more Vincent + Vincent shape shifiting into Chaos (even though he didnt really need too).
-I thought it was kind of cool seeing Zack and Aerith at the end.Shows they were always watching his back - especially Zack being that wolf and all.
Oh, yeah - the only other thing that annoyed me in this was the constant phone advertisement going on. Yeah, we get it - cell phones are cool,Cloud uses one,Tifa does too, and fuck, even Vincent is looking for the phone shop.
We get it ,Square, you want us to buy one of those LGVX 8000's through Verizon.
And the phone floating down to the bottom of the water like a dead Aerith / cry - poor cell phone. :yuck:
Is a movie based off of a game called "Final Fantasy". Really now what all did you expect? I mean for one the battle scenes in the game are unreal so why expect them to be in the movie?Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez