Is the paparazzi right? Should people be honest?

A politician meets an atractive woman. After a couple of drinks they head up to the room. When they are half way undressed, a photographer kicks open the door and snaps a picture. The flash is blinding, and by the time the politician recovers the hot chick is gone just like his career.

My friend Cameran was a fan of the paparazzi. He felt that no one should have anything to hide. Even when it came to sex. He even thought Ralph Nader was probably a sellout on some levels. Cameran is probably watching, "Jerry Springer - too hot for T.V." right now back in Chicago. He thought everything should always be exposed as brutally as possible.

He almost seems to make sense until you picture yourself in the same situation. Trying to have sex and the door is kicked open and someone takes a picture of your ass. You don't even get to have sex. The point is to take your picture, not to get you laid.

Still, some people would agree with Cameran the stubbornly honest friend I met through Scot Lacy (a mutual friend). Now it's time to take it to a vote.

Do people have a right to privacy, or is the Surveillance Society the most moral choice?

Would you have sex with a black chick, Parcher?

This thread is goin' to be off da hook!

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Would you have sex with a black chick, Parcher?

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I almost had sex with a black chick for my first time. She had back. She used to sit on my lap in Graphic Arts class.

This is off topic though. Sex is not the issue, as the paparazzi snaps the pic before you spooge.

This is about . . . "Dirty little secrets . . . dirty little lies . . . love to cut you down to size, 'We love dirty laundry!'"

Great song!

EDIT: Not as good as, "Smuggler's Blues", but close. "It's the politics of contraband, it's the smuggler's blues. Gotta carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash . . ."

My mentor Scot (liquid) Lacy loved that song.

Okay! Back on topic!

scum of the fucking earth.


...paparazzi that is.

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Originally Posted by Parcher D.O.D.

I almost had sex with a black chick for my first time. She had back.

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I don't know why, that quote just makes me laugh.

Why didn't you seal the deal, Parcher?

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Originally Posted by arjue

scum of the fucking earth.


...paparazzi that is.

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They really are. I've watched that "Celeberties Uncensored" thing on E! and they're such fucking leeches. This one guy was bitching about having no respect for Justin Timberlake being a star because some guy just choose to make him one, then five seconds later he's jumping up and down at an airport crying "Justin! Justin! Just one picture Justin! Please!" as Timberlake was getting into a car. What a fucking loser.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I don't know why, that quote just makes me laugh.

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Right on. She was fine. I wanted to wax dat azz. She knew we had the good weed too. We had Thai and maui wowwie then. You could get a solid finger across the bag for five bucks. A nickle bag.

But I digress . . . fuck I miss nickle bags.

EDIT: Oh, why didn't I seal the deal? Pure virginity. I was shy. Nothing racist at all. Just pure shining virginness.

Because people get offended when you fuck their lover?

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Originally Posted by Parcher D.O.D.

EDIT: Oh, why didn't I seal the deal? Pure virginity. I was shy. Nothing racist at all. Just pure shining virginness.

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Would you have been less shy if she put a bandana on her head, talked in a thick southern accent, and offered to pour maple syrup all over your genitals?

The only people that would be for a surveillance society are ones who are so boring that they have nothing worth hiding.