Weird shit happening again

So you hit on a hot disabled chick who already had a boyfriend...

why are you telling us this?

Parcher, haven't you figured out no one likes you and/or cares?

I love Parcher, this stuff is great.

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Originally Posted by Parcher D.O.D.

Not as funny as when I think of this guys future. Can you say, "Burger King"? He's lookin for something, but what he really needs is a shower, mouth was and a job aplication.

Crackhead. :lol:

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What the........................? :wtf:

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Originally Posted by Parcher D.O.D.

Oh pu-leeeeas. I'm a pussycat, kid. The most violent sport I play is frisbee golf at Morley Field.

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Well, at least we're having a possitive effect on him, it seems that he no longer considers Lynch the Jew to be a sport. It's a start.

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

You haven't heard the new 50 Cent?

You can find me in the club, with a bottle full of alcohol
Hey female, I am in some possesion of Methylenedioxy Methamphetamine if you would like to use said drugs.
I only partake in casual sex, I do not have meaningful sexual relationships.
So come on and give me a hug, if you like creating friction against a strapping young male.

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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=472

Due to my talents, I am able to honor all of my outstanding debts.

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I GOT DA SKILLZ TO PAY DA BILLZ!

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

He's obsessed with it? You're the one who mentioned ebonics out of left feild.

That's the thing. You can't just take random and nonsensical turns in your posts and not expect people to point them out. You've been doing this alot, and then when people point it out you respond like they were attacking your ideology on life and not the random and nonsensical thing you just said.

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I never really thought about it. Are ebonics a strictly Black thing? Or is it actually kind of racist to assume broken english is inherrantly Black?

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Originally Posted by stormy

I love Parcher, this stuff is great.

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lately parcher has been getting much better, either that or i am getting stranger, but somehow, its starting to make sense.

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Originally Posted by Parcher D.O.D.

I never really thought about it. Are ebonics a strictly Black thing? Or is it actually kind of racist to assume broken english is inherrantly Black?

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It's really racist. Almost like calling someone an Uncle Tom.

I speak in ebonics quite a bit of the time. Could you tell?

I'm not talking about that stupid crap like, "Damn girl, you stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey!" Maybe the first part goes, but I've never heard anyone say that second part about the bumper and the monkey. Ebonics is more about using unusual words as adjectives and dropping letters from the ends of words. Unlike that stupid Southern talk where they just mispronounce things on purpose. "Right thurr." Shut up, idiot.

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Originally Posted by frostwolf ex

lately parcher has been getting much better, either that or i am getting stranger, but somehow, its starting to make sense.

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I drink periodically. Usually when I'm writing. When I'm blind drunk I'm hard to understand. I appologise for past incoherrency.

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Originally Posted by Mike

It's really racist. Almost like calling someone an Uncle Tom.

I speak in ebonics quite a bit of the time. Could you tell?

I'm not talking about that stupid crap like, "Damn girl, you stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey!" Maybe the first part goes, but I've never heard anyone say that second part about the bumper and the monkey. Ebonics is more about using unusual words as adjectives and dropping letters from the ends of words. Unlike that stupid Southern talk where they just mispronounce things on purpose. "Right thurr." Shut up, idiot.

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I seriously was not making a reference to Blacks when I said "ebonics translator". True, I avoid the term in public but I was making a point. This was truly a case of loosening up.

Sorry to anyone who tought I was making fun of Blacks. That's dumb.