i can tell you what she really likes and that's my dick in her ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
MUAH HA HA HA HA
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i can tell you what she really likes and that's my dick in her ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
MUAH HA HA HA HA
So do they ever explain the "G.I." part in the movie? Which government is issuing them?Quote:
Originally Posted by DacaZ
I'm sure she will! I don't even know you but I like you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
Not that I can recall. But then the suck was flying at me from so many directions and at such high velocities that I could have missed it. They seem to be some kind of off-shoot of NATO.
Duke and Ripcord are American Military before they join up, at which part we are treated to... wait for it... A TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!
They never ever explained how and why GI Joe was formed. All they said were they are the Alpha Dogs (the best of the best)from all over the world.
Yet they go on for like 30 minutes explaining the nanomites, 5 minutes about the Night Raven, 10 minutes about Scarlett, 5 minutes combined about Heavy Duty and Breaker, but never never did they explain the basis of GI Joe.
whoooo hooooo!
edit: Oh yeah and almost an hour and a half about The Doctor/CC, Destro, and Baronness.
noooooo!Quote:
Originally Posted by DumpTruck
Ya know, for a little while there, I thought the thing with Destro's ancestor wearing the mask and making it a kind of twisted family heirloom was sort of cool. Then it turns out it has nothing whatsoever to do with the Destro mask he winds up wearing. CC just injects nano-jiggers into his head and it turns to metal.Quote:
edit: Oh yeah and almost an hour and a half about The Doctor/CC, Destro, and Baronness.
WTF.
Seriously, when you walk out of that movie and you think of how bad it sucks, you aren't prepared for the night sweats that follow as you remember all the little bits like that.
And that right there is an example of them forgetting the universe THEY created.Quote:
Originally Posted by DacaZ
Dacaz shares my tastes with most things, so I'm just going to avoid this like the plague. The United Nations GI Joe thing annoys me. American Badass plays throughout the commercials for it, oddly enough.
Ok, was it stupid, fuck yeah - was some of GC horribly awesome PS1 quality shit - damn straight - Did I ever cared about GIJOE - hell no so no sweet childhood memories were raped in the process. And with expectations of -500% I went in.
2 hours later - I emerged - I survived and I even liked the time in. Will I ever watch this, chances are slim - But as far as stupid EXPLOSIONS that kill your last few brain cells off type of movies go - had something that can be considered FUN.
It was like a Bizzare Star Wars filmed by Michael Bay's favorite cam and filled with Mummy cast crack induced haze - I honestly loved all ridiculous SW inspired UNDERWATER SPACE battles and Ninja Jedi battles. As far as action goes - this flick no matter how bad is still filmed and staged 10X more times better than most of recent hollywood shit, including MB work.
I loved Arnold Vasloo in this. He clearly was having fun, and knew how silly it all was, unlike the most of the main cast.
Lee Byung-Hyun is always cool with me. Ray Parks did some great fighting as SY, lol another SW connection lol
My favorite lines in the flick were - OH GOD in the beginning from redshirt heli pilot and most perfect line of Snake Eyes - ""
Long Live Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck Baroness was FUCKING HOT
PS. God CC helmet was ABOMINATION.
Hmm, I think nanobites are eating my brain cells......
So does "BOOM BOOM Pow" by Black Eyed Peas in the Duke/Ripcord training montage.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoDaddy