GI Joe Movie

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Originally Posted by Josh

No one deals with what they have. Not even you, Lord Humungous.

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:)

What I mean is, don't wear outfits that artifically accentuate your physique. Working out is one thing, wearing a push-up bra or girdle is another. The market is full of undergarments/devices/etc that can hide the bod you really have, especially women.

I remember this one chick a few years back. Seemed pretty busty, but when that bra came off, she turned out to be 80% padding. wtf.

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Originally Posted by tjmac

Okay im a black teen and i gotta be honest, growin up in the hood me and all my patnas is all like "fuck naw i aint never eatin no pussy". But now i think ima try it out. so what does it taste like anyone??

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I was in a store today and noticed that the GI Joe movie action figures are out. I was reading the little character bios on each of the packages and here's the backstory with Destro's mask- it turns out that his face is burned at some point in the movie and he's injected with nanobots. They repair the burns to his face but in the process turn his skin into metal. So, that's NOT a mask...it's his face.

Wow, whoever would think that a live-action movie would have a sillier and less realistic explanation for Destro's mug than a comic book?

Anytime you introduce nanobots into a story, the fight is lost. Just ride it out.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I was in a store today and noticed that the GI Joe movie action figures are out. I was reading the little character bios on each of the packages and here's the backstory with Destro's mask- it turns out that his face is burned at some point in the movie and he's injected with nanobots. They repair the burns to his face but in the process turn his skin into metal. So, that's NOT a mask...it's his face.

Wow, whoever would think that a live-action movie would have a sillier and less realistic explanation for Destro's mug than a comic book?

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1247513892

AceShowbiz.com has new promo stills from the movie.

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1247513892

ps: I still like the selection of Scarlett. She's a hottie.

Hearing you jackasses cry about how they've ruined GI Joe's rich backstory and wonderful plot makes me realize how dumb anyone sounds when they cry that movies messed with their favorite nerd shit. Need to make a point of never doing that again. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Grave

Need to make a point of never doing that again. Thanks!

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You will.

I hope they make a gungrave movie, and cast Dog the boundy hunter as grave. Hilary duff can be that little girl and Eddy Murphy and Martin Laurancewtfever can be the souls of his guns.