GI Joe Movie

Snake-Eye's first jump over the car looked decent. The second looked balls-out retarded.

But the 2 Halo suits running after them looked stupid the whole time.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Snake-Eye's first jump over the car looked decent. The second looked balls-out retarded.

But the 2 Halo suits running after them looked stupid the whole time.

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Word.

I could get by with the corny action scenes and shitty effects if they paid any respect to the character's source material and not crap like Duke and Baroness being engaged. WTF!

I'm definitely bringing my flask with me on this one... which would really be an enormous dig on this movie if I didn't already bring it with me to every movie I go see.

the saddest thing is that these grown ups are still buying the toys.

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Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me

The theme of GI JOE was reeling kids into watching a 20 minute ad for toys. They made sure each of the gajillion characters had a cool and memorable name like Cobra Commander so you'd have stuff to ask your parents for. The movie is a new 120 minute ad for new toys. The cool and memorable names are the same. When the credits roll and the lights turn on, you will overhear a 7 year-old boy ask his mom for a Cobra Commando. You will make a chortling noise through your mouthful of Mountain Dew Code Red because you know his real name, his real look, and his real origin story. You'll know that you're better than that kid, and you won't be so mad about the perversion of GI JOE's look and lore and nanomachines and form-fitting suits of armorsuits.

Twenty years from That Exact Fucking Moment, that boy will see a trailer for a new movie called GI JOE and chortle. For GI JOE, you see, will not have suits of armorsuits.

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All this from a Devils fan?

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Originally Posted by AaronChance

So they wear full body armor, but no helmets, and fight with swords and bows despite having access to the most advanced tech in the world? Hmm.

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If you're smart enough to notice this, you're smart enough not to go see this fucking movie.

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

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You are discussing at length the issues of Harry Potter.

If you thought the 30sec clip of Halo suits was scary, Yahoo! has posted another clip from the same chase scene.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809993532/video/14631877

GI Joe's mission: to disregard the fuck out of bystanders AT ALL COSTS.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1247513892

Shocking in that new clip theres also an actual

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1247513892