Well I guess you didn't catch I was just being silly. My man, jacking off just aint the same. You'll understand someday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
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Well I guess you didn't catch I was just being silly. My man, jacking off just aint the same. You'll understand someday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
Quoted for emphasis.Quote:
Originally Posted by VX
It's a simple matter of banging other chicks instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by bishop
Who happen to be her friends.
With a condom on, and only when her herpes sores aren't oozing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kano On The Phone
Big deal. I broke up with a girl who likes videogames to get together with one who likes them more.Quote:
Originally Posted by bishop
And a DC should set you back a whopping $14 at GameStop.
Because you're obviously the only male member of TNL to have ever partaken in vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by bishop
Right above you I said I was joking. Hey it's not my fault he's 22 and watching the cartoon channel all night is it? Shit, my bad. He just seemed so jaded. Actually a lot you do when sex or women is a topic. Everyone get's so defensive or wants to lash out like something is missing in their life. It almost like some of you are frustrated about something...hmmm. No matter, teh pox are gone and I will be too. I will have a life again and won't be on the comp 24/7 posting at tnl. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
No one cared the first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by VX
Who said anything about cartoon channels?Quote:
Originally Posted by bishop
And whats so wrong about cartoon channels? pfft.
anyway... ignore her. or bang her friends or whatever.
A prize, for this boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas
Drive her in your car to a busy parking lot in broad daylight, bang her, pull out, shoot a load in her face, then kick her out and drive away. If she still wants to be with you, keep her. Otherwise, it was never meant to be.
And Criticom, quit wasting time here and get back to work on the back-alley fight thread, please.
lol, now that is the best advice ever. look, i'm not here to piss people off, which it seems i'm good at, but this is one of the biggest collection of pissed off people on the net i've ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
something else i find odd. how is it someone makes a thread about a machine that jacks you off and nobody jumps in the thread being pissed saying "who cares"? I mean this is a fucking machine that wacks you off. Here look at a few replies.
"You'd have to be really lazy for that. And crazy. They get bonus points for explaining how it works with just pictures though."
"This would be perfect for when I'm playing on the Virtual Boy."
"Personally I'd go with a Fleshlight."
Yes I know most of you are joking(I hope), it's just odd how happy everyone is thats all. But when someone makes a thread about sexual relations...with a woman - not a machine, your hand, pillow or whatever everyone gets so upset.
I'd love to...but the fights will be very boring. As I haven't the umph to write them right now. I assure you though, your time will come.Quote:
And Criticom, quit wasting time here and get back to work on the back-alley fight thread, please.