Girlfriends

Gamers don't get laid, so when someone complains about a bitch whose giving them sex but that they're getting tired of, they go on the defensive.

It's sort of like telling a Somalian that you're going on the Atkins diet because you're tired of those pesky love-handles.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

I'd love to...but the fights will be very boring. As I haven't the umph to write them right now. I assure you though, your time will come.

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Excellent, I need to kill someone.

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Originally Posted by bishop

but this is one of the biggest collection of pissed off people on the net i've ever seen.

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No kidding.

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something else i find odd. how is it someone makes a thread about a machine that jacks you off and nobody jumps in the thread being pissed saying "who cares"? I mean this is a fucking machine that wacks you off. Here look at a few replies.

"You'd have to be really lazy for that. And crazy. They get bonus points for explaining how it works with just pictures though."

"This would be perfect for when I'm playing on the Virtual Boy."

"Personally I'd go with a Fleshlight."

Yes I know most of you are joking(I hope), it's just odd how happy everyone is thats all. But when someone makes a thread about sexual relations...with a woman - not a machine, your hand, pillow or whatever everyone gets so upset.

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A jerkoff machine doesn't whine, bitch, come home drunk, slut around, get pregnant or give you herpes.

Now, I'm not saying that makes them the ideal solution, but it's something to ponder.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Gamers don't get laid, so when someone complains about a bitch whose giving them sex but that they're getting tired of, they go on the defensive.

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Yup. V-Club 4 Lyfe.

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Originally Posted by Criticom

I'd love to...but the fights will be very boring. As I haven't the umph to write them right now. I assure you though, your time will come.

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Dolemite and I should face off. Our tenuous relationship has been leading up to this.

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Dolemite and I should face off. Our tenuous relationship has been leading up to this.

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Bitch. One pimp smack and you'd be history.

Still, I'd be worried if I were you, Brisco. Remember F-X's fight with his "big black flopping penis" and all? I'd hate to see how you'd be exploited... :eek:

Whatever it takes to take you out, bitch. Even if it is a mushroom-slap.

I'd slap you so hard the 'fro would fall off yo momma's head.


...mushroom-slap? :confused:

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Originally Posted by bishop

But when someone makes a thread about sexual relations...with a woman - not a machine, your hand, pillow or whatever everyone gets so upset.

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The thread about the jerk machine was made to joke about. When people make a thread on their flailing relationship, it comes off as whining. And as everyone knows whining is annoying. So as with just about every message board thread ever made, people make fun of the stupid or the annoying.

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Originally Posted by Roufuss

Most of them just don't get any so they don't know what it's like ;)

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its called self control. If you're too stupid to keep it in your pants, thats your problem. Its not like pussy has a magnet that forces your dick inside. Its only as hard as you make it.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

The thread about the jerk machine was made to joke about. When people make a thread on their flailing relationship, it comes off as whining. And as everyone knows whining is annoying. So as with just about every message board thread ever made, people make fun of the stupid or the annoying.

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Oh come on, do not even try to cover up the fact that TNL has a lot of trolling assholes on it. You make it sound like it is nobodies fault and the mean people just didn't get enough love from their mothers. TNL has assholes who post on it. I'm not saying I have a problem with it, as I'd quit coming here if I did, but damn, don't set there and try to soften it all up.