Girlfriends

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Whatever it takes to take you out, bitch. Even if it is a mushroom-slap.

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"Mushroom Slap" :lol:

*takes notes*

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Oh come on, do not even try to cover up the fact that TNL has a lot of trolling assholes on it. You make it sound like it is nobodies fault and the mean people just didn't get enough love from their mothers. TNL has assholes who post on it. I'm not saying I have a problem with it, as I'd quit coming here if I did, but damn, don't set there and try to soften it all up.

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:lol: Man, there's no possible way to cover up the trolling, I was just explaining why it happens. Stupid shit gets made fun of regardless of what it's about. And you said it better than I ever could, if someone doesn't like coming here, find another board you'll like hanging out on. And there's always the joy of the ignore feature. If ignore doesn't work the way you want it to, you could always ask cka to fix it ;).

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

When people make a thread on their flailing relationship, it comes off as whining. And as everyone knows whining is annoying. So as with just about every message board thread ever made, people make fun of the stupid or the annoying.

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And the whining. Don't forget the whining. :nod:

Oh please, we make fun of everything and everyone. Someone doesn't have to be stupid, annoying, or whining. It helps, but none of that has ever been required.

You know, I think C4 is the solution to your problem. Tape it to her back like Snake did to that guy in the bathroom.

Fire in teh morning fire in teh evening, fire at suppertime......

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Originally Posted by Criticom

"Mushroom Slap" :lol:

*takes notes*

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In that case don't forget my patented "Gorilla Pimp Slap".

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Originally Posted by Lordmrw

its called self control. If you're too stupid to keep it in your pants, thats your problem. Its not like pussy has a magnet that forces your dick inside. Its only as hard as you make it.

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Hee-hee!

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

...mushroom-slap? :confused:

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Imagine a mushroom-shaped bruise on your cheek. Now look at your comment about F-X's fight. Think about the kind of mark it would leave.

i believe the proper term is "mushroom stamp". never heard of it referred to as the slap. Stamp is funnier anyway.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

Fire in teh morning fire in teh evening, fire at suppertime...

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When fire's on a bagel... um... yeah.

And TROLLING? On TNL? WHERE?

And if you can't tell the difference between a thread about a jackoff machine where we're trying to make each other laugh, and a relationship thread where we offer exaggerated advice and try to make each other laugh, then STFU.

Maybe I missed it and all, but I've scanned the posts for mention of it. How old are you, bishop? Because if you're under the age of 30, you're an idiot for thinking of marriage. And, in most cases, people under the age of 25 shouldn't be in committed relationships.

Oh yeah, and my idiot friends use the term "mushroom tattoo" or "hodge". Hope that helps.