The IRC Bible

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<Jared> omg, u sux0rz!
<enoch> wtf?? stfu n00b!
<Kenan> lolz
<Seth> i r teh 1337 h4x0r
<Enosh> OMG this place is sooo l4me
<Jared> yus
<Melach> asl? cyber?
* Jehova has joined #World
<Jehova> Hello, I'm back
<Enosh> shut up lol
<Melach> i hate thoes ops!!
* Seth slaps Jehova around a bit with a large trout
<Jehova> My spirit shall not abide in man for ever, for he is flesh
<Jehova> but his days shall be a hundred and twenty years
<Kenan> wtf?
* Jared puts Jehova on ignore
<Jehova> I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the ground
<Jehova> for I am sorry that I have made them.
<Enoch> whatever
<Jehova> Noah! NOAH!
<Noah> -o. sir yes sir
<Jehova> I have determined to make an end of all flesh
<Noah> Right you are, sir
<Jehova> You must make me an ark, Noah
<Noah> You mean a boat, sir?
<Jehova> made of gopher wood
<Noah> you mean the rodent sir?
<Jehova> and bring aboard two pieces of each animal
<Noah> including gophers sir?
<Jehova> and save a spot for your wife and kids...
<Noah> -o. sir yes sir
<Noah> eh, why sir?
<Jehova> Noah, it's going to rain pretty bad
* Noah builds till he is 600 years old
<Noah> ready, sir
<Jehova> ta
<Jehova> get on board
* Humanity has left IRC (Excess Flood)

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http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/index.html

I laughed my ass of reading this stuff. Thanks to regus for the linkage.

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<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
* Serpent has joined #Eden
<Serpent> Pssst! he said you can't eat the fruit?
<Eve> Yeah, so?
<Serpent> lol, u wont die, eat a fruit!
* Eve munches
<Eve> You eat too, Adam, or I won't go down on you
<Adam> mmm-kay
* Adam munches
<Adam> OMFG WERE NEKKID!!!1
<Eve> NOOO, WTF!
<Adam> I feel so drrrty
<Serpent> lmao
* Jehova has joined #Eden

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LOL!

This is some of the best stuff I've seen in quite some time.

Speaking of which, does TNL have a channel of it's own?

No.

I dunno, but I use irc.chat-solutions.org #neomega
rox.

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Originally Posted by VX

Speaking of which, does TNL have a channel of it's own?

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Neomega is TNL's "unofficial" chatroom.

And don't even bother. It's the best of TNL being TNL while jerking each other off at the same time.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Thanks to regus for the linkage.

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No problem.

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I dunno, but I use irc.chat-solutions.org #neomega
rox.

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Good advice.

I finaly click on this thread and now I cant stop laughing my black ass off. I hope the doctors say I wont need a prosthetic from now on.