Completely insane stuff you did as a kid...

hey icepick im jsut the worst speller ever. i once cheated on a spelling test and still faild

Not surprising.

I nailed one of my friends straight between the eyes with an airsoft at a shootout at my elementary school. That was pretty awesome.

Did lots of TPing and things like that, but nothing too extreme. Oh well.

TP for my bunghole?

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

But luckily for me I was nocking the sand out of my shoes and he fell out, instead of me finding him the hard way.

Don't mess with the crabs, they will fuck you up.

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Whew. Lucky man - you were lucky - yeah they indeed do fuck you up. I couldnt believe when I had that one crab get a grip on my finger after I knocked him off, I still had his fucking claw in a death grip on me.This was my face >> :eek: followed by a loud " O FUCK ME"

Crabs are devil spawn of the sea.. :chick:

During my middle school years, a friend of mine and I would go to the apartment complex down the street. Go to the laundry room and take a nice big dump in the washing machine. To this day, I wish I was there to see the person's reaction when opening the lid.

A few years ago my family had a small electric fence in the backyard to hold that beast of a dog we used to own. One day me and two friends of mine decide to make a human circuit while we played on the fence. We lined up side by side, my friend on the end hanging onto a plain fence on the other side. We joined hands and then I tapped the electric fence with a metallic broomstick.The next thing I know we're all on the ground groaning and rolling about. That shit hurt...

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We used to play war, and shoot each other with pellet guns.

When the pellet guns ran out of ammo, we would throw rocks.

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War fucking owned.

We had a "inside" version of it we played in a old storage room at my friends house - we'd turn off the light, get on opposite sides of the room, and throw whatever we'd get out hands on.

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Originally Posted by FX-ism

War fucking owned.

We had a "inside" version of it we played in a old storage room at my friends house - we'd turn off the light, get on opposite sides of the room, and throw whatever we'd get out hands on.

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This reminds me of NERF fights in the dark, making forts out of couches. My friend had this vulcan cannon type thing with a crank. The best was when I had this bucket filled with those little mind bogglers and my friend pulled on the covers around me fort and got taken out by the bucket:P

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Ah to be young again.

I remember when I was a kid, like 10, and finding a playboy that some teenagers had left in a field (empty beer cans, etc) made me feel like Indiana Jones.

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The damp ones in the creek were the best.

Crabs have 2 pinchers don't they?

One for crushing (the one you want to avoid) and one for cutting. The cutting one isn't so bad as long as you don't pull your finger away. There's no pressure there. If you pull away your skin slices against the serated edges of the claw.

This information has been brought to you by the crab specialist of TNL. That could be pretty devastating if taken out of context.