I Drive Like a Fucking Animal

Just give me a red shell :p

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

You sit in the dirver's seat with the ignition turned off and breathe on the window until the original driver comes out of the store?

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Haha, this is good.

Well, you have all that hair in front of your eyes, I can see why you drive like that. </lame & expected>

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

You sit in the dirver's seat with the ignition turned off and breathe on the window until the original driver comes out of the store?

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Fucking Cheebs :p

It'd be more like that Geico commercial where the dog goes offroad to chase after ducks.

Or like Toonses. That's about right, actually.

I... Can't yet drive. Hell, I don't even officially have my temps right now. I've only driven once, and I almost wrecked.

But it was pure ice on the ground, and I was driving clutch in a rally car at 40mph. Not the best of starting conditions...

...So I keep trying to tell myself, anyway. My brother could give you all a run as far as bad driving goes. he's CONSTANTLY changing/messing with his CDs and the radio, or looking in the mirror at himself, or yelling at his damn bitch of a girlfriend. He's been in eight accidents so far, five of which he caused, and he can't drive in Kentucky for three years or Ohio for one and a half. He's only had his license for a bit over one year. :)

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Originally Posted by Atlas

Just give me a red shell :p

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Weeeeellll;

Bricks dont have that nifty homing ability, but I am working on that.

Toonces owns.

I drive like a grumbleing old man.

"Slow down!" "yeah fuck you too buddy" "In a hurry today asshole?" "speed limit is 60!"... and so on.

I also listen to Tejano really loudly.

I'm a fucking awesome driver. I should race.

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Originally Posted by Nomi

...So I keep trying to tell myself, anyway. My brother could give you all a run as far as bad driving goes. he's CONSTANTLY changing/messing with his CDs and the radio, or looking in the mirror at himself, or yelling at his damn bitch of a girlfriend. He's been in eight accidents so far, five of which he caused, and he can't drive in Kentucky for three years or Ohio for one and a half. He's only had his license for a bit over one year. :)

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Christ, how much is his insurance? If my kid sucked at driving that bad I'd get him a bike.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Christ, how much is his insurance? If my kid sucked at driving that bad I'd get him a bike.

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His insurance was at 500, at one point. Now that he can't drive for a long while, we dropped it for him. He's being kicked out of the house, so my dad will let him worry about his own insane rates.

We only let him carry on because we were so hoping he'd leave... :sigh:

$500 dollars? A year? What fucking state do you live in? Holy hell.