Worst ass whipping

I'm not talking street fight, I'm talking your parents giving you a whipping(or whatever you call it in your parts). I'm well aware some of you probably never got whipped, so I hope you get a good laugh out of this.
I remember two in particular. The first was when my mom had gone shopping and bought 2 wooden african spoons and a fork. I was 6. My brother pissed me of somehow, and so no thinking of it, I grab one of the spoons and chase him around. I broke it swinging at him, and my mom just so happened to walk in the door when it happened. The expression on her face changed as she grabbed the broken end and beat the shit out of me with it.
The second time I really deserved. I had to have been 7 or 8. It was a school night, and me and my brother were 5 houses down the street at my friend Chips house. Chip was that lucky guy who seemed to get all the best nintendo games as they came out. Well, normally I would go home at 8, but by 12 midnight we weren't thinking of going home. it wasn't long before my mom and my other brother came and got us. She was so mad, she didn't even say anything. The look she gave us was enough to know what was coming. As soon as she opened the door and I stepped in, she yanked my pants down and proceeded to whip my ass with a piece of wood. This proceeded for 6 or 7 minutes. I had that delayed crying going on, and she said those magic words "Shut up, before I give you something to cry about!" And once those words are spoken, you immediately do your best to shut the fuck up.

Oh golly, child abuse is a riot!

This thread has saddened me. :(

As long as it's all on the glutius maximus, then i don't see it as child abuse so much as harsh discipline. it's when you hit more sensitive areas (head, arms, shoulders) that it gets to be abuse...but 5 minutes with a piece of wood is a bit much, I think the good old "paddle of doom" needs only a good 3-4 whacks to get the point across...

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Originally posted by RedTerrier
As long as it's all on the glutius maximus, then i don't see it as child abuse so much as harsh discipline. it's when you hit more sensitive areas (head, arms, shoulders) that it gets to be abuse...

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Whatever, it's all the same.

I feel that "spanking" a child in any way is enough to call it child abuse, let it be your hand or object.

I grew up in a family where it was "ok" to whip your child with a belts, shoes, sticks, coat hangers, and extension cords. They were "only" used in the extreme cases though.

If I ever have a kid, I solemnly swear that I will never beat my child in any way, shape or form.

All I can say is, that's how it is in the hood.

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Originally posted by Shinobi128
I feel that "spanking" a child in any way is enough to call it child abuse, let it be your hand or object.

I grew up in a family where it was "ok" to whip your child with a belts, shoes, sticks, coat hangers, and extension cords. They were "only" used in the extreme cases though.

If I ever have a kid, I solemnly swear that I will never beat my child in any way, shape or form.

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That's the fucking problem with the world today. To many pussies out there who don't understand the concept consequences to your own actions. Sure flat out beating a kid maybe wrong but a spanking teaches a child early on the you must pay for your choices in life. That's why we have so many deadbeats in the world and crime. You show me one kid who was spanked in his life and turned into a criminal? Remember key word spanked not beaten.

Hell I have had numerous wooden spoons broken over my head.
And I feel as though I am a better person for it...

That's what I'm talking about. I've never been to jail, never been arrested, never smoked, and never drank. Granted, not all of this is because I got spanked, but it certainly helped.

spankin' made me a better super hero....an' it helped get better grades in school.

"1 2 3 4 or it's a time out" thats what I heard alot

Korian