Eating coins will stop you from pooping

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Originally Posted by soundwave

If I was that crazy guy I would've gone to the nearest supermarket and taken a huge coin laden dump in their Coinstar(tm) machine.

The gerbils/animals thing is called felching--South Park even did an episode on it.

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yes...the 3rd sentence of sevens post tells us what its called.......

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Originally Posted by Werewolf

Not only will eating coins stop you from pooping, but from a investment point of view it gives a horrible return from you're ass-ets :p

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Man that pun was horrid, but you're a cool guy so we let that slide this time, essae voto. ;)

I remember hearing abbout that gerbil cannon. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. That's punishment for being such a fucking idiot.

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

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The mental image....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

Flaming Projectile Gerbil -- Actual article from the LA Times

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."[ARMAGEDDON!!] Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

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I have the audio on that. The guy reporting this was making armageddon jokes and laughing so hard, he almost couldn't finish.

Eating coins will stop you from pooping? No shit? The first thing they showed me in University to "cut the ice" were X-Rays of people with crazy things up their arses.

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

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:lol: Raggot, the Faggot's Gerbil.
:lol: "The safety word is Armageddon."

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

:lol: Raggot, the Faggot's Gerbil.
:lol: "The safety word is Armageddon."

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HAHAH I'm picturing this really feminine guy running around with a tube stuck out his ass saying, "Armageddon!! Armageddon!!"

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Originally Posted by FX-ism

HAHAH I'm picturing this really feminine guy running around with a tube stuck out his ass saying, "Armageddon!! Armageddon!!"

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There's Aurora for ya.

* rimshot

Poor little Gerbils though :(

I can imagine them shivering in terror whenever overtly homosexual men come and check them out in the Pet Store.

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

:lol: "The safety word is Armageddon."

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I can never play Blackheart in MvC seriously again.

http://www.cannonspike.com/CamFan/ca...blackheart.gif

Armageddon!