DIARRHEA Prevents Cancer!??

During my lunchbreak, I was browsing through MSN.com, and I happened along this little gem:

http://www.gerd.msn.com/gerd_diarrhea.asp

What a way to prevent cancer, pooping your brains out....Ouch:yuck: .

Nice. I'm never getting cancer!

Well that's just great. Time to throw out the Immodium... I gotta make sure I don't get cancer.

Yeah, and so does getting fellatio.

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Originally Posted by K3V

Yeah, and so does getting fellatio.

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That was a fake article, but I thought it was the swallowing of semen that prevented cancer in women, according to that?

Next thing you know they're going to say anal sex prevents colon cancer.

Sweet!!!! *grabs the Al Bran and hopes for best*

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Originally Posted by Mike

That was a fake article, but I thought it was the swallowing of semen that prevented cancer in women, according to that?

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There was also a post on how ejaculation prevents prostate cancer.

If this all be true, then women should do their part and help people out.

Cancer > Constant Diarhea

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Originally Posted by voltz

There was also a post on how ejaculation prevents prostate cancer.

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It's commonly believed that prostate cancer is more prevalent in highly sexually active men. But that was countered by the statistics that proved Catholic Priests have an ever so slightly higher incidience of prostate cancer then the oridinary male lifestyle type. Although, we are unsure on how carcinogenic choir boy penis is,