Woman kills boyfriend with an iPod

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumo...d_killing.html
i sure got a kick out of this. i wonder if carrying an iPod around in your pocket will be considered concealing a deadly weapon? doesnt sound too far off from what the gov's doing nowadays anyways.

Sounds like 2nd degree to me.

It's satire. Not real news.

(I have an iPod, and the only way it could be used to kill someone is by playing bad music... or using the earphone cords to strangle them.)

Word, Noboru idiot points +1.

Anybody still wanna buy an ipod?

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Originally Posted by voltz

Anybody still wanna buy an ipod?

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I use a Dell Jukebox, thank you. Also, it's much easier to kill someone with it.

downloading music can be dangerous.

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Originally Posted by DjRocca

downloading music can be dangerous.

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Yeah, maybe the RIAA was just looking out for our well being this whole time.

" According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection."


Because you know, whenever someone erases my music I kill.

Yeah.

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Originally Posted by SmoothCriminal

" According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection."


Because you know, whenever someone erases my music I kill.

Yeah.

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I had my hard drive die on my a while back. It was replaced under warranty, but I lost all my mp3s. There was much pain and suffering, weeping and gnashing of teeth as I brought a terrible plague down upon mankind, resulting in many, many deaths and countless maimings.