Liberals Are Aborting Themselves Out of Existence
The title's not serious, exactly, but this article is: http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110004780.
The jist is that:
1.) Liberals have more abortions than conservatives, and as a result, reproduce less. (I don't know why fewer abortions means they have fewer children. A lot of the women probably have more sex, too. Liberals are sluts, bong.).
2.) Children tend to, on average, in the long run, adopt the political views of their parents. (I have a hard time believing this, but, I don't know).
3.) Thus, the conservatives are breeding more, which will lead to a more conservative America in the future - sort of like how many European groups are slowly degrading because they don't have enough kids amongst the lot of them.
Funny stuff, I don't think it has much of any grounding in reality, though.
