Jessica on house cleanliness:
"Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?"
On food:
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."
On Animals:
"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced Platypus?"
On #2:
"I think I need to go, um...drop some kids in the pool."
On the music industry:
"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it."
On gas:
"I have bubbles in my tummy...It's just air. It's not stink. Promise."
Jessica on golf:
"What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing--and it was like one of his first times--and he knocked out a duck. He hit a duck. Like, I'm scared something like that's gonna happen."
On camping:
"Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
On laundry:
"It is fun putting it in, but then you have to fold it."
On animals, part 2:
"Why were there mouses?"
On the effects of death:
"Rigor who?"
On golf, part 2:
"My boob gets in the way."
On Food, part 2:
Leah: (motioning to Buffalo wings) Have you tried these?
Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.
Leah: Ha! It's not buffalo, idiot. Oh my god.
Jessica: It's not?
Leah: No, it's chicken.
Jessica: Then why are they called Buffalo wings?
Nick: Baby, come on. You know that.
Jessica: I don't know this!
Drew: Because barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that. You know, it's kinda weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
Jessica: I never thought about it.
On school:
"When I was in school in 7th grade, on the first day. The teacher said, 'Can you name the 7 continents?' I was like 'Ohhh ohh I know this' I was real excited because I definetly knew this. The teacher picked me and I said 'A, E, I, O, and U'.
On sex
Nick: "Can i get a hummer?"
Jessica: "huh? what are you talking about? a hummer? the car?"
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