No problem bro. Here is the one that I use
http://www.irfanview.com/
It's really easy to use and resize pics. I haven't used it much, but the only real drawback I see is that you can't do a lot to the pic. You can resize it and put text on it, and that's about it. But that might be just what you're looking for.
I'll be glad to help you out with it. Is your PC by your TV by any chance? If so we can jump on the chat feature of XBL and I can walk you through some of the easy steps. If not maybe we can hook up with cell phones(to avoid long distance charges, mine is a company phone so if you need me to call it won't cost a thing. :lol:).
I will be on tonight but the "official" 5th Bday party for my niece is today. I don't really care for much of my wife's family so I'll be looking to bail on them as soon as possible :lol: It starts at 2 my time, but they're Italian so parties last all fucking day. I'll catch you as soon as possible. Be sure to send an invite when you get on and I'll check regularly.
http://www.gifworks.com/ This one works really well for resizing a GIF(which infanview can't do). The best part is you don't download anything. You upload your image to the website and edit it there.