For the record, that elf's name is Herbie. :lol: I'll be on tonight.
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For the record, that elf's name is Herbie. :lol: I'll be on tonight.
"We are santas elves, building santas shelves"
I think Herbie the elf, and Deputy T. Junior have a date in the warehouse tonight bitch!! I gonna snap your neck with my puny elf hands!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
I can't wait for your elf hands to feel my body, It's on baby :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
Too bad you can't knock out the Merc's teeth in this game. Then we could REALLY see Herbie in action. :lol:
I don't know how this wasn't commented on, but it's funny as hell. Not only that, but my wife hasn't stopped singing it since I showed it to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Who else is getting on tonight? Don't leave me, Brad, and Jed alone to play bitch again. As fun as bitch is, it gets old really quickly.
"Why am I such a misfit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
I am not just a nit wit!
You can't fire me
I quit!
Seems I don't fit in."
You fuckers are all getting root canals tonight, and no novacaine!!
:lol:
I've been laughing at that shit all day. Jed did you notice I changed Porch Pisser? :lol: :lol: Dave are you playing tonight? I'm going to need some help. I'd tried to recruit Latro but he said his woman plays Fable at about that time every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
Its like the freakin twilight zone or some shit. I can't look in Herbies beady little eyes and not see my 14 year old self lookin back. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The games were good last night. Unfortunately the Mercs are too good these days and it makes winning as a spy very difficult. Sleeveboy, sorry about the abrupt bail on my part. I'll catch up to you next time.
Brad's impression of a "southern boy" acting in a threating manner has had me cracking up all morning. That was some funny shit!
I figured you'd get a kick out of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
That was good stuff. I cant play on Brad's team anymore, he makes me too reckless, I need blood when I'm a spy and I see Brad tazing the fuck out of someone in plain view. I cant describe it.
:lol: It's like being drawn to the dark side.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Brad: "Luk... I mean, Dave, come to the dark side and attack these Merc pussies"
Dave: :eep: Yes, Darth Junior :eep:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
It's just funner being more aggressive then trying to sneak around :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
I kind of like both. There's just something about sneaking around and having a merc right next to you and they don't even know it.
But snatching a merc by the neck when they are trying to attack you is also very satifying. I'm sure Jed can confirm how much shit I'll talk while grabbing a merc by the neck. :lol:
Example: Last night in the Krauser Lab. Right before Jed's phone rings I'm stalking Brad in the 2nd floor corridor. I tell him his phone (which I've dubbed the Batphone) sounds funny. He says,"what does it sound like" and I reply as I'm grabbing Brad by the neck,"it sound like a Merc dying". :lol:
I enjoy sneaking around more. The only time I get agressive is when it is absolutely necessary or I'm running out of time--I get agressive when I'm trying to distract/delay Mercs as well. As y'all know I'm one of the sneakiest muthas you'll ever see in this game.Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
Nice Avatar of yourself Hiro :lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are right maybe I should be a little bit more conservative on my gunning for the merc. I'll try to sneak up on him instead of making a 50 yard sprint out in the open while zapping him :D . But in all reality I probably win at spy just as much as you guys do except in the hospital ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
Anyone playing tonight?
I agree, its much more satisfying pulling off some sneaky shit right under a mercs nose, and you've got that shit mastered for sure. Is anybody going to be on tonight?? I'm not sure how late I've got to work, but I'll try to jump on if anybody is going to be around.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
I'll be there, Hiro, Dave? You bitches showing?
Unless the Sox game forces me to go to someone elses house, yes
Fuck the socks! (damn, that sounds nasty) Unless it's a playoff game who gives a shit? Unless they are playing the Yanks because I know how that rivalry goes.
I'll try for 9:30 EST
Dude, it's October. It is the playoffsQuote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
Oh, shows you how much I follow baseball. :confused:
Anyone getting on tonight? I'll be on around 730 or 800ish.
I'll see what I can do. I would like to get on and make up for that ass kicking Jed and I got last night. By the way, about 15 minutes ago(6:30pm eastern) my MSN said JedE3 was playing Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow?!??!!? What the fuck! That would be 3:30 his time. Jed, you cutting out on work to play some Splinter Cell? ;)
shhhhhh, don't tell anybody! yes I was playin hookey, gettin some practice after our dismal defeat last night. :lol: Im on for tonightQuote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
I guess I'll have to jump on and make you guys look stupid again
Watch your tongue boy. The last time you talked shit you got raped in Schermerhorn. I'm still not sure if I'm getting on. It will be a last minute decision. Sorry bitches.
I'll be 'round.
****IT'S A NEW RECORD!!!!!!!****
Brad/Joe vs. Jed/Dave-1:36 seconds. Woohoo!!!!!!!
There was some good matches last night and quite the rotation of players. First it was Brad,Jed,Hiro,and me. Shortly after Hiro stepped aside to let Dave in. After a few good rounds with that setup, Brad left and Sleeveboy jumped in.
Besides getting the record, the highlight of the night was the victory Sleeveboy and I pulled off in the Cinema with 1 second left. There's just something special about breaking Dave's neck and finishing off an ND with 1 second left in the match. ;)
I think the highlight of the night was the train wreck that was you and sleeve playing as mercs on vertigo. That and me double jumping Joe as merc, almost... so close. BITCHES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
Anyway I need some names for my moves, please suggest some:
a.) the 'fire a grenade at the ground right before allowing the spy to strike attack you' move
b.) the 'fire a grenade three feet behnd the spy, and charge at him, knocking him into the explosion' move
I cant think of anything I do as much as those two.
I think you mean the trainwreck of a merc job we did at Vertigo, because we kicked your asses at the Cinema. ;)
For move "A" let me suggest this because I fall for this everytime, and move "B" I don't fall for as much(though I do fall for that too).
The "Sucker Joe" move.
Brad usually gets B. more than anyone, because he runs right the fuck at me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
Oh shit, Yeah, Vertigo. Fixed
I really need to move my shit back out into the living room. I play at such low volumes that I don't even hear the grenade. If I had, I sure as fuck wouldn't stand around trying to punch you. :lol:
TWICEQuote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
I know, if it were only once I could live with it. Now I HAVE to move my shit. :lol:
See Dave--I was nice and let you on last night (after a stunning win in the Mall by Joe and I). Joe--where was this new record? If it was the hospital then that's for shame--I would have never let that happen.
This should b called "the Reptile" after the Mortal Kombat II setup that Reptile had.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Anybody getting on tonight?
Oops sorry, it was in the Federal Bank. I won't be on tonight. I might not make it on all weekend.
I'll be on tonight. The raping was in the Bank, dont worry, no ones touching our Hospital record.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
The Reptile it is!
I'll try my hardest to get on tonight, I've got some plans that I'm going to try and weasel out of. Oh, and I must extend a huge thank you to Brad for handing us the win in the Lab, Dave on his last life for like 8 minutes, and totatlly by himself for for the last 5. Thanks Brad!!
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Originally Posted by Jed
THAT'S IT!!!!!!! Why did you have to remind me? I can't take it anymore, I have to go find someone to kill! :lol:
Hey Dave, records are made to be broken. ;)
Joe: Alright thats three for Jed, lets run to the Lab and neu..
:BANG BANG BANG;
Brad: Oh shit, theres Dave. Smoke him out!
: Dave is knocked out by the smoke at the top of the stairs :
Joe: Okay, this is Daves last life alls we have to do is wait for him to... Brad! Where are you going!?
Brad: See you later sucka!!!!!
: Davestator has killed eMFer :
Hhahaahhhahhahha, You son's of bitches. The next time the 4 of us are on, Brad and I WILL win at the Lab. I don't need Davestrodomus to tell you that bitches!!! :lol:
That's what I get for trying to set my ways to be sneakier last night, not anymore, totally my fault I apoligize to Joe. And Herbie :lol: you are quite welcome. I deserved to be called Deputy Junior or what ever his name is last night. The Federal Bank Felt so good, I really didn't care what happened the rest of the night.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Agreed, You always fuck me up with that shit, and the Tazer.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Yeah, I thought I was going to puke, the overwhelming stench of machismo and testosterone was seeping across my headset, I could HEAR the freakin boner you got from winning. If a videogame makes you feel like more of a man, I feel really sorry for ya :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
I need to go into 'Visit a Map' and practice hitting that back ND with a grenade from every angle, man thats a tough one to hit. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
yeah you guys smell. Anyways so who's on tonight? Jed, Dave, Braderick and I? I'll try to get on around 9:30pm EST.
I'm going to molest you like my grandfather molested me
OUCH!! All of our teams are falling apart!! Joe hates me now, because I mentioned I liked playing on Daves team on occassion ;) Brad is a lone wolf who can't play on anybody's team, and Dave & Hiro are molesting each other!! What has our game become?!?!?! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
the spy who loved me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
Joe, is this true?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
Yep No one wants to play with me anymore. I sense Jed's a little upset because I said we suck when we play together on the same team which is true in the Rivermall and the Hospital, sorry it was really a ploy to be on Joe's team that night because him and I had already spoke of a master plan to dismantle you guys and I couldn't figure out any other way to get on his team to pull this off. It was working till I fucked up the Lab, but Joe screwed up Schemorhon so I guess it all pans out. I would like to play tonight but I think my Bro is coming over to bring me a home brewing kit and is going to be staying a while, so depending on what time he leaves I'm not sure if you guys will have a full room already. I spoke with Latro and I think he may join with you guys tonight. Why is PD starting to sound like a soap opera? :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
You know I seem to recall you saying the exact same thing about playing on Hiro's team and playing on Dave's team, the only common denominator between all possible combinations of team mates is you!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
See that's where you're wrong, I had the master plan. I sabotaged all of our matches so you wouldn't want to be on my TEAM. And as we all know after our victory in the Lab last night, as the old saying goes: "There is no I in..." oh wait, I almost got that wrong "There is no Brad in the word teamwork" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Your right Hiro and I don't play together good and Dave doesn't want to play with me because I'm to aggressive and he's hungry for blood, and you and I suck at a couple of maps but keep in mind what team holds the majority of the records not Jed and Hiro, Hiro and Dave, Jed and Brad, or Jed and Joe. It's Joe and Brad :D :D :D. Seems like the aggressive spy does pay off :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So being the lonewolf isn't so bad when you are involved in breaking and holding a couple of those records ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
Wigger please. You best not front.
Yeah, except no one wants a loose cannon for a teammate. THIS ISNT A RACE BRADLEY!!!!!!!! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
I was always under the impression that the goal of the game was to win using teamwork and strategy, not nabbing a "record" for how quick you can teleport into a level and glitch your way to victory. But thats just me.
YOU'RE OFF THE FORCE! Turn in your badge and gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Is that why you care so much about the HOSPITAL Mr. Dave? Not a race?Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Wow did I miss the fireworks here or what? I was driving today and I thought about that "no Grandpa" comment that Hiro made, good fucking lord was that funny.
Not only did I think of that, but I had thoughts on the whole night in general and this is what I've come up with.
1. Jed has secretly been dreaming of playing on Dave's team. What exactly did I do to you? ;)
2. Brad threw the match in the Lab because of all of the Kurt Cobain comments I made. :lol:
3. Brad is right, agressive spies rule the record books.
Peace out bitches!
Jed was telling me last night how good it felt to not have a "no talent hack" as a teammate.
Hell yeah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
I still love everyone we just need some Drama. Jed and Joe are divorced, Hiro, Dave, and Jed are having a Three some and the most DOMINATING team of all is back together, look out bitches many frustrating nights are ahead. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's some funny shit. Ya'll are crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
On a wholly unrelated note I found a picture of a dog that reminds me of Falcor from Never Ending Story--big noggin and all:
EDIT: Oh what is this about dominating. last I heard me and Dave have been on a streak...
It's called Joe and I feeling pitty from that night we made you guys cry in the not so distant past. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
Holy shit, the fact that you posted that just made my day. One of my little sisters friends looked just like that thing, I forgot it's name, but I remember trying to explain it to my other sister like "That girl looks like the luck dragon!"Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
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Originally Posted by dave is ok
You let him talk about Hiro like that?!?! Damn Hiro, I wouldn't take that shit. :lol:
Dinosaurs once ruled the Earth. Gee, i wonder where they are now?Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
[QUOTE=BRAD73]I still love everyone we just need some Drama. Jed and Joe are divorced, Hiro, Dave, and Jed are having a Three some and the most DOMINATING team of all is back together, look out bitches many frustrating nights are ahead. :lol:
Did you not read my post "There is no Brad in the word teamwork" therefore you and Joe can't be a "team" Besides Joe and I are only separated at the moment while we're working some things out, and afterwards our union will be stronger than ever.
EXTINCT!!!!!!!!!!
Like Brad1973 and Joe1971
Say the word I'll plug up right now! Come on just say it, Joe are you up for a few?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
Let's go bitches!!!!!! By the way Dave, It's Joe1970 bitch! As for the no talent hack comments I have this to say.
I play with Hiro, BAM! We win.
I play with Brad, BAM! We win.
I play with Sleeveboy,BAM! We win.
I play with Jed, GOOSE EGG all night long!
I think we know who the talentless hack is. ;)
Me and you dont play together much, eh?
I'm getting on now.
No, they fear the outcome! :lol:
Yeah well some us are still at work and have dinner plans. I said 9:30 EST bitches--and i think we'll get in trouble for "spamming" the board.Quote:
Originally Posted by BRAD73
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Originally Posted by soundwave
Last I heard was you crying out for Dave to save you while Brad and I stomped your asses. Don't make me go back in this thread and post the last time the 4 of us played. :lol:
Oh well I tried, I don't think I can make it tonight and Joe said he wasn't playing this weekend so I'll catch you guys later next week since I won't be playing with none of you except Joe anymore :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
Au contraire mon bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
Brad and you played with me and Dave about 4 maps. me and Dave won in the Cinema and he left and let Jed jump on. We played around 4 maps and me and Dave won in Schermerhorn I believe. Later that night we all pplayed Battlefront. (this was last saturday I believe)
Then the next night against Jed and yourself we won Cinema, Hospital, and the Mall. ANd the last time I played you and I won in the Mall--so I haven't lost in over a week :p
See I try to be nice and not rub shit in but you have to force me.
Falcor Jr. Agrees
Half a round doesn't count. Especially since I lost. :lol:
Brad did you jump on? For some reason my MSN vanished so I didn't notice if you did.
Yes I did. If you want to get on I'm bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
I'm home now
Damn Dave, you should have jumped on. Brad and I just finished up.
I'll get back on.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
"These are the days of our lives" [cues dramatic organ music]
Damn, I don't even want to play with you bitches now. Who knows how you will be bad mouthing me tomorrow.
JM
Anyone have Columbus Day off?
I'm planning on spending some quality SC:PT time that day.
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Originally Posted by JM
Don't sweat it bro, we talk shit about you every night. ;)
Xbox Live is down in my area, sorry I couldnt get on. Anyone else having this problem, I tried calling the 800 number, but they said that there was too many people calling and couldnt take my call. I'm sure it's their problem then
I just got off of live and I didn't see any problems, I was showing my Bro PD and Halo trying to get him hooked. I sent you guys invites but no one was on in my list at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
All mighty Davestradomus do you see the Ass whoopin coming your way? :lol:
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Originally Posted by BRAD73
:lol:
Anyone getting on tonight? I probably will if anyone else is.
I'll be at Latro's crib but I'll try to convince him to get on later what's a good time for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Joe
I'll be there bitches. Nice av Bradley
I'll be on--what time.
Doesn't matter to me name one.
The usual?
I'm around early, late, whatever
1000th POST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!