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Check the end of the article, at least he has a sense of humor about it- although I'd like to hear what his girlfriend had to say about it.Quote:
Shannon Kramer's plans to fire a rocket toward his girlfriend went awry when the firework ricocheted inside his car and dived between his legs, bursting in a display that burned hair and skin from his feet to his groin, police said.
This is funny. <insert Rocket-Jumping joke here>
"He may have tried to frag me but I still looove heeeiiiiimm :cry: "Quote:
Originally Posted by DaQuake
That's good stuff. I wonder how bad he burned up his dick.
Morons like him are the reason fireworks get banned.
Premature blastoff = ouch
I know people are gonna be calling him Rocketman from now on.
We teach evaluation in our schools, and yet we ban fireworks to keep it from doing its job.
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Originally Posted by IronPlant