Proof that I live in Redneck land

http://www.roanokeballet.org/index.php

two words - Nascar Ballet.

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http://www.roanokeballet.org/graphics/nascarad.jpg

so everyones dancing in counterclockwise circles?

i'm guessing they will allow beer and yelling during the performance...

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NASCAR Ballet centers around 20 ballet and modern dancers (who represent cars) who circle a forty foot horseshoe track that banks around the corner complete with break away railings.

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well as long as they have beer

O M F G

That's the best thing ever.


I have an old Cookie Monster avatar you could use Cookie monster.

I cant wait for pro-wrestling on ice.

<still waiting for Jews in space; but this will do>

Followed by Jerry Springer the opera.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Followed by Jerry Springer the opera.

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I can already hear the chorus.

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"