Whats the worst thing you've ever been hit with?

Whats the worst thing you've ever been hit with?

For me, its either:

A) a big fucking branch: I used to play "wars" with my next door neighbour, and in one game he hurled a branch at me that was about 3 inches in diameter and about 2 foot long. It struck me in the back and left a big fucking bruise.

B) a pogo stick: my brother and I were fighting in the backyard once over this pogo stick we used to own. we had 2, but one went missing. He lost his temper after a while and swung it like a sledge hammer at me. Really fucking hurt.

or most probably...

C) A pencil case: I was sitting there in physics last year when my friend thought it'd be funny to hit me with his pencil case. he swung it at me, and hit both of my balls at full force. I was in sheer agony for about 45 minutes, couldn't make conversation or do work, I just sat there in a cold sweat breathing like i was giving birth. And to make things even worse, as it was starting to get better, I had to fucking walk home. Of course, all of my friends found it hillarious. To this day I'm actively paranoid of being struck on the balls. In an incredible show of karma, roughly a year afterwards, he was standing behind me, and I swung a punch backwards towards him and unintentionally got him square in the balls. Almost made it worth it! :lol:

The ground, but I guess that doesn't count.

I've had a few rocks thrown at my head so I'm guessing that ranks up there.

A cricket bat.

A paternity suit.

- A branch -
- A seventy-eighty miile an hour fastball to the back (multiple times)-
- A german navy boot (attached to someones foot) -
- Soccer cleet to my jaw (by far the most painful) -

- A rock to the head - hit right above my eye and I had to go in for stitches
- A branch shot out of a bb gun rifle at close range. Man that left a welt.

Ahh the joys of being the younger brother.

If you mean by the stupidest thing, I'd have to say a parked car.
If you mean by craziest thing, I'd say manhole cover.
If you mean by most painful, then it's be a Ranma 1/2 graphic novel to the groin.

A spoon.

Yes, im serious.

-a 2x4 to the head
-a Fish Tank to the head
-a shoe to the nuts
-iceball to the head(damn that bleeds alot)

My sub where I live is fairly new and maybe 7-8 years ago there were alot of houses being built. Me and a bunch of people thought it was cool to go "under" the stairs. They builders hadn't put one of the sides so it was an open space with wood stairs above, and a little drywall on the bottom. We had like five people on that drywall, until it collapsed and most of us fell. I fell from the ground level to the concrete basement below, landing on my head. But I didn't feel anything. No pain. No crying. It was weird.

An Easton Aluminum hockey stick.