The Weirdest, Dumbest Shit People Have Said To You (or others you know)

I was at Wal-Mart the other day, and the lines were huge, and there was a black lady getting her stuff rung up, an old guy ahead of me, and then me.

The black lady told the cashier that something didn't ring up right, so the cashier went with the black lady to go double check, leaving the line for a minute.

This old guy, not even knowing what's going on, starts bitching about how the line is being held up because "that nigga's welfare checks won't go through, let's ship them back to africa!!!" and then "let me ring up my stuff now, I should have gone ahead of the negro anyways!!!".

The best part is, when the black lady got back, this old guy shut up. She paid for the rest of her stuff and left, then the old guy looks at the cashier and says "I'll never shop here again, you would have NEVER have double checked the price for a WHITE PERSON, you're store is racist, they all belong in the back of the bus!!!!" and storms out of the store.

It was like a flashback to 1930.

That is funny and tragic.

Hilarious.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Dude, there's no black people in Canada. Stop spreading lies.

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mouahahihi funny ya.

My brother, sister and I had the house to ourselves a few weekends back, so my bitchy sis had her friends over for the night. It was bad enough that she'd bitched her way into taking my huge room for her little party, but she also took my comp and blasted music all night. The other bedrooms are directly below mine, and she's blasting music full-volume at 4:30 in the morning.

In the morning, at around 11, I confront her about it, telling her that she was being completely inconsiderate of the others below, because the music was SO FUCKING LOUD and nobody could sleep. She, in an audaciously stupid moment, told me

"Yeah, well, I heard it too! You don't hear me complaining!"

I really wish I had a bat with me at the time.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Wow, being black in Canada must suck (or something).

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Very much the opposite from what I gather. Black guys are pretty much worshipped in Vancouver, or at least it seems that way to me.

I once went to the 'Pacific Mall' which is outside of Toronto (Brisco might know it). In this mall is primarily chinese folk since its in the heart or near the heart of chinatown. Anywho, in this mall one can get modchips and burned games galore, right over the counter. I dunno how it happens but still.

So we started going to one of the game stores in there pretty regularly and the owner(Edward) came up to us one day and goes:

Edward: 'Do you guys like bowling?'
Us: 'No, not really.'
Edward: 'Me neither.'
Then he walked away like nothing even happened.

I swear we either broke the poor mans heart or bowling is code word for some kinda cult in China.

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Originally Posted by Green

Some guy comes in and mumbles, "cll nin I com si". I'm like, what? "cll th cps I'm gnn cmm id". Sorry, I don't know what you're saying. He then holds up his bloody wrists. "Call the cops, please, I'm gonna commit suicide."
"I know there's monks out there who can jump twenty feet straight up",

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i read this with out the line: He then holds up his bloody wrists. "Call the cops, please, I'm gonna commit suicide."

i must of skiped a line cause i read this :Some guy comes in and mumbles, "cll nin I com si". I'm like, what? "cll th cps I'm gnn cmm id". Sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
"I know there's monks out there who can jump twenty feet straight up",

Burn's post.

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Originally Posted by MVS

Dude, there's no black people in Canada. Stop spreading lies.

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Uh, where the hell else did American black slaves run to back in the day? :lol: Mexico? :lol: