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Yes, yes he does.
Yes he does, thank you for making that horrible site to pay his character tribute.
My eyes still hurt.
That's because you were insolent to the awesomeness of Pai Mei!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
No, that's because he ripped one out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Green
Because you were insolent! Now go punch some bricks.
hau hau hau hau hau hauhauhau hau! [feels beard[
I'm gonna have that long-overdue epileptic seizure now...
Well, it's your fault for not nodding.
Oh, my bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
:nod:
*has seizure anyway* :chick:
Pai Mei rules so hard, the movie theater has bruises.
The background should flash faster and give people seizures so that Pai Mei could own them through the 'net.
The heads need to be animated to look left and right.
Good work, though.
I bet Pai Mei could teach me a couple of things about Gymkata
...is that the guy who is played by Gordon Liu?
Pai Mei is real, and he is not pleased.
Id tell Zerodash to run but hed be dead anyway. :cry:
*dead*
My forty flows freely in mourning my friends. But not too much because Master Pai Mei will be angered if I made a mess in the yard. I like my eyes. Both of em.
I saw Pai Mei around my way picking up little boys in his old pick-up truck. Told them that he had candy or something...
You are just jelous because:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
1) Vegetas monkey ass is getting kicked in teh poll.
2) You tried this trick and had some kids uncle beat you around the head and neck.
I heard Pai Mei has a thumbnail on his penis.
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Originally Posted by dave is ok
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Originally Posted by Pai Mei
pai mei is a miserable old fool
Nice.
I haven't seen Kill Bill Vol. 2, what makes this Pai Mei character any different from the thousands of martial arts teachers you can see in any 70's kung-fu movie?
He's a badass. Pai Mei is an archetype common in a lot of kung fu movies. He's usually the nigh invulnerable "last boss" character not a teacher. Tarantino creates a very pure and authentic homage to a classic kung fu character. Watch Kill Bill v2 post haste.
Oh and Sl1p/Mzo Pai Mei doesn't use Shaolin Kung Fu. He uses Eagle Claw and a variant of either snake or crane.
He doesn't like Kill Bill.
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Pai Mei's face should be a TNL emoticon.
Like IcePick's.
IcePick can be not impressed, and Pai Mei can rip off your fucking head! Perfect team!
Yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
People are loving him, maybe because it's cool to, since QT had him in one of his movies...I man the guy is cool and Gordon Liu is one of HKs finest talents, but yeah, he is the typical hard ass master...of which there have been better and of which there have been worse...but I guess the twist is also that he is a badguy....and movies don't usually focus on the master of the bad guy, but rather the hero's master...
ok, shut the fuck up.
No one is better than Pai Mei.
I dont know about everyone else, but I was thinking the exact same thing. Weird; Its like TNL has this strange "Hive mind" function that kicks in every now and again. :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
EDIT:
Just sent an official request in troubleshooting......PAI MEI FANS SPEAK UP!
....but no unrulyness. this will be a peacefull demonstration.
The point of the movie was that nobody being killed was 'good'.Quote:
Originally Posted by ssbomberman
They were all bad guys.
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Originally Posted by Mzo
Maybe *your* head should be animated to move left and right, Mzo :)
uh, hi guys. Been a while, eh?
If you're referring to me, I haven't seen vol. 2 yet, so I don't know if I like it or not. It's vol. 1 that I know I don't like.Quote:
Originally Posted by sunshine
BTW, I dig your av, Andre- er, sunshine.
Shit, I hate your new screenname.
Yeah, not true...Kwan Tak Hing is a better sifu, as is Lam Ching Ying, as is Wong Fei Hung, as is...the list goes on...he is a cool badguy, but sucka, he fell for poisoned fish, what a dolt! Damn, all the kung fu in the world couldn't save his ass then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Pai Mei is sweet, but he is a shaolin killer which makes him move to the bottom of my list. Do not disrespect the shaolin.
OK, ummm, number one: Pai Mei NODDED AT a shaolin monk... and that ungrateful bastard did not nod back. THEY totally disrespected HIM, so they all had to die.Quote:
Originally Posted by ssbomberman
Number two: welcome back, Drip. Gimme my games back.
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Originally Posted by Dripdry
Yes it has. Your Santa hat is out of season.
Fix it.
Ummm okay...see Pai Mei smelled of treachery, the monk could smell that shit a mile away...he wasn't going to nod at this fool! He probably nodded cause he knew that the monk would ignore him so he could rip into him...and have an excuse for it, bloody Shaolin killer...he's just lucky his alter ego, the good Gordon Liu was away from the temple that day, or that shit would have never gone down...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Now I say f that, first off those monks needed to get their collective asses together...damn letting one man take out a temple. F that! So yeah I guess they get what they deserve for sitting on theri duffs for so long...and not practicing teh martial arts...And F Pai Mei, hope he liked that fish!
D=Quote:
Originally Posted by ssbomberman
;_;
This is a travesty.
Elle got hers for serving up such trechery....
My forty flows for Pai Mei. Insufferable bastard or no.
OH S**T HE HEARD ME!
*runs*
*Kung-Fu*
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my eye!
*dead*
HA! I knew he was still alive!
All that fish made him do was take a massive shit later that day. Then he was as good as new.
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Originally Posted by Icepick
And if I don't, what are you gonna do about it, 'Picky baby?
Bump because Pai Mei owns my arm.
Pai Mei doesnt want his arm to be weak, and he doesnt want this thread do be weak either.
Bump +1
And the shit then totally owned some shaolin fag for not nodding appropriately.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Pai Mei did a backflip one day, and it produced a force 10 hurricane that killed everyone in China. One day he glanced at the sun and got sunspots in his eye, so he yelled so loud the sun went out for 5 days. He had sex with a dragon, and that dragon birthed Godzilla, who has also hates them damn Japs.
totally.
once his eybrows set fire to my house. I would have died, but i wasn't there
I was in the park yesterday and I was drinking one of those new Sprite Remixes. Pai Mei came over and snatched it out of my hand and drank it. He then Roundhouse kicked me in the face so hard I landed on Mars. It hot up in here in the daytime.
This thread reminds me of those old SNL 'Bill Bradski' skits.
I made a videotape of Pai Mei having sex with my girlfriend, and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I want Pai Mei to have his own TV show where parents drop their kids off at his place and he BEATS ASS UNTIL THEY RESPECT.
It would be like those troubled teens Sally Jesse Raphael shows only TOTALLY worth watching.
That or do That's My Bush again and have him be the wacky neighbor. I hated That's My Bush, but that would OWN.
Pai Mei died like a bitch.
Better than LIVING LIKE ONE. Bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mman
Im still the one breathing, i think that wins.
I realy like this idea....Its sort of like that Chapelle skit where Nelson Mandela had his own boot camp for troubled teens. The whole skit was him making all of those kids his bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by MysteriousRacerC
... I think I need to see that skit. I've been behind on my Chapelle as of late.
It was during an episode where they showed all the stuff that they wanted to do, but backed out of at the last minute. They also had "Time Haters" and a documentary about what America would be like if it was segregated into straight and gay.
Funny as heck.
In case you didn't see it in the other thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...&stc=1&thumb=1
Hah! That's awesome..
Wow... I'm gonna use that entirely too much.