McDonald's President Dies of a Heart Attack

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19 Apr 2004, 12:17 PM
ChaoofNee

McDonald's President Dies of a Heart Attack

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117474,00.html
The article really doesn't mention much of anything interesting. I just thought it was quite appropriate that the president of the company with the most unhealthy food died because of something often caused by the overconsumption of unhealthy food.
19 Apr 2004, 12:23 PM
Error

Ya ya. I went out and had a Big Mac in his honor when i heard the news.
19 Apr 2004, 12:37 PM
Fe 26

I think I'll go to subway later today.
19 Apr 2004, 01:09 PM
Survival Kid

Think I'll go get a McChicken with cheese in a bit.
19 Apr 2004, 01:50 PM
Wildkat

The sad part is this guy died from eating food bad for you, and yet it wasnt even good tasting food that was bad for you, it was McDonalds.

Well, I guess he's not lovin' it anymore.
19 Apr 2004, 02:18 PM
Mr-K

I ate a grilled chicken sandwich from Chick-Fila in his honor today.
19 Apr 2004, 02:20 PM
Joust Williams

I wish we had a Chick-Fila around here. I love those chicken nuggets they have. But I actually like a Big Mac every once in a while. There's just something about it.
19 Apr 2004, 02:27 PM
voltz

I think I'm gonna grab 2 double-cheeseburgers for dinner later.
19 Apr 2004, 02:27 PM
Cheebs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildkat

Well, I guess he's not lovin' it anymore.

It needs to say this on his tombstone.
19 Apr 2004, 02:31 PM
Dyne

so since he was the president he obviously HAD to eat the food right, from what you guys are saying......
19 Apr 2004, 02:35 PM
voltz

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:)
19 Apr 2004, 02:40 PM
voltz

http://www.oirishtimes.com/images/ronald.jpg

Hey I'm luvin' it! :D
19 Apr 2004, 03:51 PM
Mfkzt

There's no need to hate McDonalds. They're actually providing a valuable service. Think of it this way: if you eat fast food regularly, you're not going to live a long, healthy life. So not only does McDonalds cleanse the colon, it also cleanses the gene pool. That's a win-win situation to me.
19 Apr 2004, 04:32 PM
Curtis

Say what you will, but if you have a small child and it's a rainy day, McDonalds will save your sanity.

Play Place ownz joo.
20 Apr 2004, 02:34 AM
Eight One

...And Jack is still smiling.
20 Apr 2004, 12:20 PM
Dolemite

What's really fucked up is that McDonalds named a new CEO within an hour of his death. An HOUR. How cold blooded is that? Normally, no company ever does that.
20 Apr 2004, 02:00 PM
Adrian

Serves that cunt right.
20 Apr 2004, 02:10 PM
ChaoofNee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What's really fucked up is that McDonalds named a new CEO within an hour of his death. An HOUR. How cold blooded is that? Normally, no company ever does that.

Shit... That's TERRIBLE.
20 Apr 2004, 02:13 PM
voltz

I'm guessing the heart-attack was set up.

Conspiracy?
20 Apr 2004, 03:04 PM
dave is ok

When Dave Thomas from Wendy's died, he told his employees to throw his corpse into the grinder and make 7 to 10 delicious square hamburgers out of his body. The man was a Jesus, you hear me, A JESUS.
20 Apr 2004, 03:17 PM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What's really fucked up is that McDonalds named a new CEO within an hour of his death. An HOUR. How cold blooded is that? Normally, no company ever does that.

Hey, in most evil organizations, someone has their foot on your corpse and an evil grin on their face.

Why should McDonald's be any different?
20 Apr 2004, 03:24 PM
Dolemite

Seriously, FX, I have several friends in the business world, and they say naming a new CEO within an hour of the death of the old one just doesn't happen. It's the most cold-blooded thing they've ever seen in a business that is normally cold-blooded by nature.
20 Apr 2004, 03:24 PM
Jeremy

I'm sure McDonald's has a corporate structure in place to allow a quick change of guard should someone high-up die. It's probably common practice in the corporate world.
21 Apr 2004, 04:51 AM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Seriously, FX, I have several friends in the business world, and they say naming a new CEO within an hour of the death of the old one just doesn't happen. It's the most cold-blooded thing they've ever seen in a business that is normally cold-blooded by nature.

Oh, of course. That is [RickJames]COOOLLDD-BLLOOODDDEEDDDD[/RickJames]
21 Apr 2004, 06:35 AM
mrt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mfkzt

There's no need to hate McDonalds. They're actually providing a valuable service. Think of it this way: if you eat fast food regularly, you're not going to live a long, healthy life. So not only does McDonalds cleanse the colon, it also cleanses the gene pool. That's a win-win situation to me.

:lol: awesome.