This is something that I've been noticing for quite awhile now, and they're usually butterfiles or something like that. It seems like one in every five girls has a tattoo right on the back of their lower hip, so, why is that?
This is something that I've been noticing for quite awhile now, and they're usually butterfiles or something like that. It seems like one in every five girls has a tattoo right on the back of their lower hip, so, why is that?
so you have something to aim at when you pull out..... skeet skeet skeet
It's "secksay."
my ex had a heart with a halo over it and some viny curvy lines going off to each side. normally i find the butt crack tattoo cliche but hers was nice.
my ex before than had a moon sun combo (no bigger than a silver dollar) right above her left butt cheek. that one always kinda bugged me. guess i like symmetry.
i agree. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Like Wasabi
Probably because it's an area that can be hidden for jobs yet easily shown when going out (belly shirts+hip huggers) and doesn't hurt as much as getting their clit tattooed. I know at least five girls with that area tattooed (and see plenty more in passingby), damn women-folk.
That and it's supposed to make you think about hitting it doggy style.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
My wife has one on her lower back, and another on her lower leg - the other place girls seem to get them alot.
http://pages.cthome.net/resistance/5260/tat.jpg
.....if she ever fools around on me the a**hole will be looking at my initials whilst he and her destroy the sanctity of our marriage!
One of the girls I talk to has a large tatoo above her crack that looks like the one Goldberg has on his arm.
If she has an ass I've already settled on that, no tattoos needed. Then again, one girl I know has a tattoo there and her tongue pierced yet has never done anything sexual. Many of us often wonder if she has any clue what it is that she's actually flaunting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saint of Killers
Tattoos right above the butt make it really hard for me not to stare at girls' asses.
Damn them.
Doggy Style.
If i was to ever murder someone, it would be a girl with an ass crack tattoo. Actually, I'll just give one a ticket for public indecency. heehee
Maybe so it doesn't get warped after they're pregnant?
Pull out....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Like Wasabi
I guess it's to draw attention to their ass or something, not that it's an area that needs any extra accentuation.
Yup, the two places my girlfriend has them. Her leg tattoo is beyond lame, but her back tattoo is really cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by sphere79
:lol: That kicks ass..Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
"Do you know what a tongue piercing is for?"
"To make, like, kissing better, dah!"
Better yet, when a male heterosexual gets his tongue pierced away from the tip..
Tatoos used to be cool...before 90% of the youth population started getting them. So many people have tatoos that I am more shocked by those who DON'T have 'em...
Its only because females are the most unoriginal species in the fucken world, and y'know, skeet skeet skeet skeet.
I think the best advice about tattoos can be gotten from that one Public Service Announcement on RedvsBlue.com:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zerodash
"Now assume that you drew a picture on your body ten years ago. Would you still like it now? Chances are, you wouldn't."
Hence the goodness that is today's Laser Technology.
just another way of letting the world know "I'm an unoriginal whore"
well done women
Because every white trash harlot has the dough to replace her ex-hubby's initials.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
the ex with the heart tattoo has a clit piercing. that shit was cool. went with her to get it done.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
Most people can't come up with anything original. So thats why God invented trends. To show you what the inteligent people should most likely stay away from.
Also with most women folk, its all about attention; i.e. "Looka me! IR t3h seksee!!!!!KEKEKE!!!"
I think we should use tattoos like these as the trendy bitch equivalent of cattle brands. Then, before a guy hits that shit he would realize that booty is property of Old Farmer Jefferson down the way.
I think this could be a real boon to society if used in the way described above.
Also, anyone who thinks Laser Removal of tattoos is a viable solution obviously hasn't watched it being done. I think torture chambers of today could really be aided by the use of these devices. Imagine a blinding (and I'm not being dramatic here, without proper protection it CAN blind you) light emitting a pulsing pain over your skin to 'burn' the ink beneath it away.
It started with porn and sex. It's a place to aim at when you shoot your load.
Most women don't know this and just did it because their friends did it.
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Originally Posted by g0zen
Well then, I guess they shouldn't pick one they won't like in ten years then?
:lol: No one else found this as funny as I did?Quote:
Originally Posted by Criticom
I must be the only one, but I don't like tattoos, well I wouldn't want my girlfriend to get one.
No, but I did find it "tragic" ! BWhahahahhaha *snort*Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
I agree. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
tatoos are not only commonplace, but half the time, you can gather 30 or so strangers with the same shiznit.
Really? Do you have a link to the history on this? Seriously I would love to tell my whore neighbor that is where the tatoo came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas
I'm not too crazy about women having tatoos at that particular place myself but eh what can you do, it's their body.
Oh yeah fine, Im sure that most of us agree. The thing is that im sure that most of us feel that its kinda a waste of space, and tatoos are the poseurs way of getting attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
I suppose that's one way of looking at it. I hate tatoos in general though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
At risk of forfeiting my lifetime membership in Club Misogyny, I'd like to point out that Man has an equal prediliction for unoriginality compared w/Woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
That said, Man was at least an original creation. Woman is a copy. Of us. W/o the essential...piece. :nod:
I'm not a big fan of the ass crack tatoo.. if my gf ever got one, it best be my name / initials :D over then that they all look slighlty lame.. only teh really original ones are cool.
Which ones are those? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemist
Bullet wounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
naw, not since every nickel and dime rapper has those now too.
I'm not too fond of women with tats. Piercings look much sexier on women. And as for the unoriginality of tattoos, just design your own. Many people do it now. If you want to cover your tattoo in a couple of years, get a small one. I have a small one on my right arm and plan on getting it covered by another tattoo.
Now that we know the history of the asscrack tattoo, just what is the history of the tongue piercing? Is there some sex-enhancing purpose, or is it just another fad that got out of control?
They put the stud in your dickhole.Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodyarts
TONGUE piercings.
I believe a woman in the 80s came up with that one. Nobody had done it before because they assumed that it was too sensitive a body part to pierce. Turns out it is one of the easiest and safiest piercings you can get. Heals up real quick like.
Yakuza Dick Pearls > j00
No, I agree with you. I've seen a few that I like but it's a rare occasion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Hence option 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
One ciggerette, a Bic lighter, pair of tweezers, some heavy duty nail clippers and 7 days.