Credit Card Companies can kiss my dick.
I'm moving in less than a month and want to buy a bed, so I look in my wallet for some means to do such. Two hundred dollars cash, a debit card with 100 in the bank, and my shitty two-hundred dollar limit Capital One card. Figuring it would ruin my week to blow all my cash and bank account on one purchase and knowing that I dont want to "save" whatever the fuck that means. I call Capital One for a credit limit increase.
Ring, Hello, Yes how may I help you?, I was calling about a cre..., No, What?, You heard me I said "No", now fuck off willya?.
I never applied to a college so I have no fucking credit and it fucking sucks. Capital One is the only shitty bank that'll actually give me a card, albeit a ridiculously "14 year-old-girl-at-the-mall" one. I make over four hundred dollars a week and can't find a credit card company to trust me to make the 10 dollar minimum payment every month when my girlfriend is unemployed and getting 5000 dollar limit card offers in the mail, but wont listen to me when I tell her to get a card and I'll pay for it. I hate life. Bye.