Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

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18 May 2004, 08:26 PM
CypherUppercut

Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

So my friend just sent me this craigslist listing and now I can't stop thinking about it. I sorta just want to apply for the job and just secretly film the exploits to score big in reality TV or something. A girl thats desperate enough to post something like this as got to be too f'ed up to pass up. I want to meet her cause the situation sounds so ridiculous.

BUT ITS MY BIG CHANCE TO START UP THAT MAN-WHORE CAREER I ALWAYS WANTED!

Eh, I'll forget about this in a day. Just wanted to see if anyone else'll get a chuckle outta this.
18 May 2004, 08:52 PM
soundwave

this sounds like a job for Korian!
18 May 2004, 08:58 PM
Damian79

Sounds kinda nice of her. All she seems to want is for her grandfather to die a happy man.

And yes, Korian would be perfect for this.
18 May 2004, 09:10 PM
AstroBlue

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Originally Posted by Damian79

And yes, Korian would be perfect for this.

Did you read the fine print?

5. Must be straight and blunt. Not a luvvy duvvy guy who cries whenever he sees the sun sets.
18 May 2004, 09:16 PM
Eight One

Nash?
18 May 2004, 09:42 PM
Master

Quote:

I would prefer if you're a queer guy, but straight guys are cool too as long as you're not in it for the booty --coz you won't get any!!!!

And like that, Korian is back in the running.

:)

And man, this lady sure sounds like a catch. Jesus. She WILL die alone.
18 May 2004, 09:49 PM
Damian79

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Originally Posted by Master

She WILL die alone.

No kidding. She could have atleast put a smiley there after it.
18 May 2004, 09:52 PM
Jeremy

Damn it, the thing was taken down.
18 May 2004, 10:15 PM
CypherUppercut

Hehe... I can't stop thinking that this job will be pure comedy gold. Just think of all the crazy and wacky hi-jinks that could go on in the situation. Its like a bad TV sitcom. If the chick was in SD I'd be in there for sure.

If anyone still wants to see it...

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Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

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Reply to: job-31361178@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-05-16, 3:52PM PDT

Hi. My grandfather is really sick and his last wish is to see that his grand daughter (me) will find a good, Asian man to be my future husband. I'm in my early twenties and very independent, but my family is afraid that my independence will turn an old maid out of me. I just need someone to pretend to be my fiancee so everybody will get off my back.

My only requirements are:

1. You must have a stable job/career.
2. Look better then my ex-boyfriend (that's in my discretion).
3. Single--no girlfriend or wife. I don't want any drama out of this.
4. Comfortable around unfamiliar settings or people.
5. Must be straight and blunt. Not a luvvy duvvy guy who cries whenever he sees the sun sets.

I would prefer if you're a queer guy, but straight guys are cool too as long as you're not in it for the booty --coz you won't get any!!!!

A little about me. I'm just an average Jane, not very pretty and not butt ugly. I'm mean but quiet. I'm nice but rebellious. I think weird but I look normal. Okay. That's just scratching the surface. Email me if you think you qualify so we can set an interview date.

Other Details:
1. Contract job is within a year or less
2. Travel will be within California (five hour driving distance, 2-3 family meetings during course of work)
3. Compensatian details will be discussed at interview--or not, if you flat out don't qualify for this position
4. Serious inquiries only

Compensation: Negotiable, plus free travel, food, and lodging
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Reposting this message elsewhere is OK.
this is in or around California
19 May 2004, 03:10 AM
Korian

Assuming this isn't a Hoax, and I lived in the area, I wouldn't do it. Even if I did qualify it would go against me moral and ethical standerds, plus I wouldn't want to end up in Jail. It's sad this women is so desperate to be accepted that she would put her safety and reputation on the line for this ruse, which would be hard to pull off anyways.
19 May 2004, 04:32 AM
MVS

What would you end up in Jail for? There is no crime there.

So long as she isn't selling a fuck, which should be legal, it's nothing more than that 20 dollars you sent me to pretend to be your friend.

Next month's fee is almost due, btw.
19 May 2004, 04:38 AM
Korian

Supposed she made false accusations if the deal went sour,
she sounds quite vindictive.
19 May 2004, 06:36 AM
MVS

1 more post where you hit enter and you are going on Ignore for however long I post at TNL.
19 May 2004, 06:23 PM
Calliander

Am I still on there, BTW?
19 May 2004, 07:18 PM
bandit

So if she does this just to get her family off her back and she "breaks up" with you, shes back to square one. Her family is going to get on her case again once shes single. Fiancee? HAHAHA next thing you know it, the wedding and everything is planned. Shes going to want a ring too. Maybe a kid next.
19 May 2004, 07:49 PM
MVS

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Originally Posted by Mike

Am I still on there, BTW?

No one is one it, I blanked it a few days back. I should add the word 'yet' to that sentence.
21 May 2004, 12:47 PM
Gymkata

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Originally Posted by bandit

So if she does this just to get her family off her back and she "breaks up" with you, shes back to square one. Her family is going to get on her case again once shes single. Fiancee? HAHAHA next thing you know it, the wedding and everything is planned. Shes going to want a ring too. Maybe a kid next.

And she will still treat you like you work for her.....

Oh waitaminute....