Leaving. On a jet plane.

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Originally Posted by Korly

Why do I always have to read this shit on the internet?

You live 2 minutes away, fucking come over for once. Or at least call.

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Nothing personal. I've been really, really, really busy since I came back.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

My exgirlfriend moved to Myrtle Beach and started working at a head shop next to a strip club and fucking dudes with names like 'Dirty Carl', true story.

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I know this to be true.


Also I am known as dirty dan.

Also,

Leaving now. Talk to you guys when I get back.

Were opening up for Steve-o on tuesday, I'm hoping he doesn't try to fuck me.

Later. :)

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Originally Posted by Josh

Were opening up for Steve-o on tuesday, I'm hoping he doesn't try to fuck me.

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Or staple your ass cheeks together.

Or staple your nutsack to your thigh.

Steve-O sucks.





However, he does have his own team in ESPN NFL 2005.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Or staple your ass cheeks together.

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You missed that episode, and they glued his ass...



















Really.

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Originally Posted by Korly

However, he does have his own team in ESPN NFL 2005.

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...Why?

Some strange new celebrity mode. Carmen Elektra and David "Former WCW Champion" Arquette both have teams also.

Update: I'm back in Maryland until tuesday. On Tuesday we leave for South Padre Island Texas to record the album. Then in the fall we will be coming to a city NEAR YOU on the Corey Versus Corey and Girls Gone Wild fall college tour 2004.

I did it. I'm a rockstar now. :)