Saddam on Trial.

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01 Jul 2004, 04:50 PM
NightWolve

Saddam on Trial.

http://apnews.myway.com/image/200407...ocid=D83I34M80

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ...0701113022.jpg
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ...0701104749.jpg http://www.foxnews.com/images/130097...m_chinrest.jpg

http://www.newsmax.com/images/headli...dam_Court2.jpg

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - A defiant Saddam Hussein rejected charges of war crimes and genocide in a court appearance Thursday, telling a judge in his first public appearance since his arrest: "This is all theater, the real criminal is Bush."

Saddam was handcuffed when brought to the court but the shackles were removed for the 30-minute arraignment at Camp Victory, one of his former palaces on the outskirts of Baghdad.

"I am Saddam Hussein, the president of Iraq," Saddam said unprompted, sitting down in a chair facing the judge on the other side of a wooden railing. When asked his name, he repeated it in full: "Saddam Hussein al-Majid, president of Iraq."

The appearance, broadcast on Arab satellite television stations, gave Iraqis their first glimpse of the former dictator since his capture by the U.S. military seven months ago. They saw a Saddam whose mood ranged from nervousness and exasperation to contempt and defiance - even flashes of anger. He even seemed to lecture the judge at times.

Somebody get creative with PaintShop humor already. Mike? All I got is a weak, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" for the first. =\
01 Jul 2004, 04:53 PM
dave is ok

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Originally Posted by NightWolve

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ...0701113022.jpg
Somebody get creative with PaintShop humor already. Mike? All I got is a weak, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" =\

I'd prefer an Erik Estrada-esque "You're a homo"
01 Jul 2004, 05:01 PM
K3V

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I'd prefer an Erik Estrada-esque "You're a homo"

Simple enough.
01 Jul 2004, 05:09 PM
Calliander

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Here we go:
01 Jul 2004, 05:11 PM
K3V

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Or maybe like this...

EDIT: Updated to blend the hair in better. Stupid monitor at work is too dark.
01 Jul 2004, 05:13 PM
NightWolve

Hahah. You win, K3V.

EDIT: K3V, I found another (See what you can with the last one). It's got a, "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCHES!" feel.
01 Jul 2004, 05:17 PM
Calliander

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"STFU Noob" pic coming soon.

There we go.
01 Jul 2004, 06:14 PM
StriderKyo

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MS Paint skill = 0.
01 Jul 2004, 07:50 PM
Wolffen

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01 Jul 2004, 08:42 PM
frostwolf ex

im so proud of you all. :_)
01 Jul 2004, 08:46 PM
FX

I'm not seeing any "Bitch Don't Steal My Tiles". :D
01 Jul 2004, 09:12 PM
Do You Like Erotic?

LOL, this is the funniest TNL thread I've read in a while :)

The comic book caption ones are greatness!
01 Jul 2004, 10:25 PM
K3V

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Originally Posted by NightWolve

Hahah. You win, K3V.

EDIT: K3V, I found another (See what you can with the last one). It's got a, "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCHES!" feel.

Ok, this one's for Fighter-X.

EDIT: And one more just for the hell of it.
02 Jul 2004, 08:39 PM
Saddam Hussein

Hello kids, it's crazy fun times in Iraq!

I tell you old Bush, that guy! eh...

No, I just kid! I love Bush!

Listen kids, these American Prison's they're real swell! Nice joints they are! Square G's thos Americans!

We've got down pillows, they play us checkers, we got the CNN, the Fox.. those crazy Simpsons! ...the Playboy channel, huh kids? you like the Playboy? My lawyer says I get to go library, to look at the porn, but only free sites, those filthy bastards froze my money!

Oh and in the cafeteria, I get to play X-box!

Ha, when they locked me up in Egypt, the only box we get to play with is the brown box! It ain't pretty kids I tell ya!

Well, gotta go, been fun chatting!

You be good boys and girls for Uncle Saddam
!
Drink Drugs, Stay Off Milk, Don't Do School!
02 Jul 2004, 08:49 PM
Rumpy

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Originally Posted by Saddam Hussein

Drink Drugs, Stay Off Milk, Don't Do School!

lol. That wacky Saddam!
02 Jul 2004, 08:52 PM
Calliander

I think he needs to post in FC.
03 Jul 2004, 08:29 AM
Eight One

Possible quote from Saddam:

"I was trying to download some porn on Kazaa and ended up here at TNL."
03 Jul 2004, 12:01 PM
FX

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Originally Posted by K3V

Ok, this one's for Fighter-X.

EDIT: And one more just for the hell of it.

Thanks, haha!

How about: "In Saudi Arabia, Bush find YOU!" (bad Soviet Russia Joke)
03 Jul 2004, 12:49 PM
Dolemite

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Here's one.
03 Jul 2004, 02:04 PM
NightWolve

Good additions, and great post burgundy. At least, that's my guess on the Saddam account.
03 Jul 2004, 03:26 PM
Mman

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Real quick like.
03 Jul 2004, 05:42 PM
Saddam Hussein

Hello Kids,

Its library time for Saddam. Do you know whare I can find the good porn? Saddam like the Asian girlies, and you know, every now and then I get teh Jungle Fever! :nod:

:xx: Ohhh, Uncle Saddam has nasty hangover boys and girls. Remember: Don't drink Tequila after the beers, always drink teh liquor first! ;)

I wasn't all bad though...

Bush came by yesterday. He said, "You know I was pretty rough on you there, Tanto." He likes to call me Tanto. "So, I talked to the boys, and we’re taking you out on town tonight!"

:D "Ooh boy," I thought, "we're gonna have fun!" But then he got all stern again...

:curse: "But don't let that fool you! You ain't off the hook fat boy; we're frying your ass!" I let Bush believe that, he don't know about my good lawyers, I hear I may even get teh Johnny Cochran! "Still, that don't mean we can't have a good time tonight, boy howdy!" :o

So, with a "ye-haw" we were on the Air Force Uno, kids. I got the Tecate and the Dos Equis, but he wouldn't let me drink the Sam Adams. :rolleyes: Me and Bush we were having good times! Mr. Powell put on teh Marvin Gaye, and taught me the disco. :cool: Old Rummy, he was not have the fun though. No, he just sat watching us, all angry. :mad: I think he may be jealous of my enormous penis. Bush said, when they were in shower at country club, Rummy had the smallest penis, and that Chaney likes to make fun, calling him "Thimble Penis." :lol:

Thousands of Miles and two Richard Pryor records later, we were in the Austin. I like the roller coaster, and we wanted Rummy to have some fun, so we went Fiesta Texas!

http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/space.jpg
(oh yeah I shaved the beard boys and girls, it was only sexy in the 80's)

We had fun times! After the good times at the park, we went to the Six Street, Bush wanted to check on his little girl. I said "You bastard! You killed my boys! Now we stop the fun to look for your girl!" With that Rummy clocked me!
http://thm-br1r2.search.vip.scd.yaho...mage/230081274

"Hey, that's ok. I just kid! They were crazy guys! I would have killed them too! :D Now let's go find the little girl." :rolleyes: "Hey do you think she may have a friend?" :D

Well kids, we finally find her in a place called The Watering Hole. Everyone gaze at us. We were the cool cats on the town! http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/blues.jpg

Jenna hugged her papa and they talked the talk. Then she says, "Hey, Uncle Saddam, lets have drinking contest!"

I said, "Llittle girl, I drink you on the floor!" And she bet fifty bucks! Powell, Bush and Dickey got in on action, but Rummy still the sour pussy. We ordered four dozen tequila shots. Cheney was out first at 6 shots, then Powell at 8, and then the little girl at 9! I lasted till 14 then I made the puke. That old Bush... that sly dog, he won!

He picked me up off the floor, he said, "Come on Tanto lets sing!" I crawled up onto stage and he handed me the guitar. The crowd, they cheer! It was fun time for Saddam kids!
http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/cowb.jpg

Then he said, "Come on boys, hit it!" and the band played. We sang the Amarillo by Morning, the Back in Lukenbach, and the Eddie Murphy's Party all the Time! Everyone loved us. And the girlies, they threw the panties for Uncle Saddam! It was real fun!
http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/usse.jpg

Well the party was over, and we had to go! So we hopped back on the Airforce Uno and headed back home. Ohhh, kids, my head was pounding! Don't drink too much boys and girl listen to Saddam, ok? So, it was morning time and Bush gave me the Bloody Marys. He says that helps. When we got off plane, Dickey and Rummey, tossed me in the Gulf. "Sober up you Dirty Bastard!" They said.
"You kiss my ass you filthy sons-of-bitches!" I came back. We have fun like that! Oh the people in the streets, they love it! http://www.unaff.org/2000/images/FUncle-big.jpg

So, it was all over boys and girls and Uncle Saddam had to be put back in the cooler. But it was fun kidos!

I like what you are doing with the picture kids, that’s real fun! Maybe one day you can help me with the Red Dead Revolver. I also like the Grand Theft Auto. Good Games! Bush like Rampage and the Sim City. He’s no good at NBA Street, Powell kicks our ass.

Ok, well I have to go now. Prison's no fun kids, remember: Anal Sex, that's my anti-drug!
03 Jul 2004, 06:54 PM
napalm

lol?
03 Jul 2004, 07:11 PM
FX

http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

Random guy: "Can I play?"

Saddam, pointing: "No!"

:lol:
03 Jul 2004, 07:35 PM
Rumpy

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

That shit was great.
03 Jul 2004, 07:35 PM
NightWolve

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

ROFL.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=10604

Well, I retract my guess on the Saddam account being burg. I have no clue now. Can't be that good. That you StriderKyo?
03 Jul 2004, 10:47 PM
arjue

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http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

BAHAHA

I want to get in on the photshop action...

EDIT: Surely, Saddams trial will be grueling, but the hardest trial of all is yet to come.

the swimsuit contest.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=11068
03 Jul 2004, 11:59 PM
Timber

Best thread ever.
04 Jul 2004, 04:02 AM
StriderKyo

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Originally Posted by NightWolve

That you StriderKyo?

Nope. I'm a one-account kind of guy.

I Like how the dude who did the rock-paper-scissors comic what, yesterday? - Already has a store packed with items. I want my woman wearing the Saddam Hussein internet-joke thong.

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/12067675_F_tn.jpg
05 Jul 2004, 01:41 PM
Doc Holliday

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Originally Posted by NightWolve

Well, I retract my guess on the Saddam account being burg. I have no clue now. Can't be that good. That you StriderKyo?

I think it's Lhadatt, he's silly like that. Besides, when the hell was the last time he posted? It's had to been weeks...
05 Jul 2004, 02:09 PM
Kenshin

Saddam totally looks like a '70s game show host in those photos...

"Let's make a deal!"