Puppets!
http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=4841
AICN on the set
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17970
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Puppets!
http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=4841
AICN on the set
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17970
haha thats awesome, the puppets look too real though..they need to look more south parkish
Me and this will be together, I love Matt and Trey.
BASEketball was pretty funny too...i never hear anyone talking about that anymore
Sold.
Awesome.
Love the theme song...
"Team America...Fuck Yeah!"
Dont forget Orgazmo, another one of their less know masterpieces.
And I liked Baseketball. I thought it was pretty funny.
I still need to see Orgazmo.
Hah! Thunderbirds... GO!
Hmm... a puppet movie that pokes fun at both sides of the political spectrum...
Sounds nifty. I loved BASEketball, so I'm gonna have to keep an eye on this.
Holy awesome.
You do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Now.
Orgazmo is much funnier than Basketball, imo. "I...am Sancho!"
Orgazmo is stupid, but REALLY funny.
Cannibal! The Musical is also worth seeing. Worst acting ever, but it should be seen just for the snowman song, and the "native americans."
seeing him kick Ron Jeremy's face in was great! and you gotta love the Ass Fuck twins and G-Fresh.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
"ya ya ya ya, we are... indians. look at all our tee-pees."Quote:
Cannibal! The Musical is also worth seeing. Worst acting ever, but it should be seen just for the snowman song, and the "native americans."
the drunken commentary on the dvd is awesome too.
Sometimes, the world is black,Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
and tears run from your eyes
And maybe we'll all get sick,
and maybe we'll all die, so...
Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend
We can name him Tom, or we can name him George
We can make him tall or we can make him not-so-tall
Snowman!
He'll have a happy face, happy smile, happy point-of-view
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!
So, let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend
We can name him Bob, or we can name him Beowulf
We can make him tall or we can make him not-so-tall
Snowman!
He'll have a happy face, happy smile, happy point-of-view
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you!
Snowman, snowman, snowmaaaaaaaaan!
Best part of that movie... along with the cyclops
"ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY EYE???"
CAll me crazy, but i swear many of the songs sounded almost exaclty like the songs used in the South Park movie, except they changed the wordsQuote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
"What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms,
Just cause she's got big titties?
Or is it the way he fights everyday?
*Pause* Naw, it's probably the titties....
Now you're a man!
MAN!!
A man, man, man!
Now you're a man man!
MAN!!
A manny man man!
A man, man, man!
M-A-N, man!
Mm, man, man...
Now you're a MAOUN!"
Damn, I need to see this Cannibal flick. I've heard about it for so long, but I never seem to get the chance to actually look for it.
What ever happened to That's My Bush?
I suppose it was a good thing it disappeared before Dubbya started tossing the salami everywhere. It's kinda sad to kick a puppy when he's down.
I guess it's not much of a loss either, the show wasn't that great to begin with...
Any pictures or clips of this thing?
Funny thing: When I first read the initial link Green posted it said they were asked to remove the photo and did, but it was still there. Now it's gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
In any case, they looked pretty much exactly like the Thunderbirds puppets.
It's pretty easy to find now. I got my copy at Best Buy a month or so ago for $14.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
I don't know, it was stupid but I thought it was pretty funny sometimes. But yeah, they predictably pulled it right after 9-11. It's sort of too bad because it would probably be more interesting now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Here is the trailer for the film:
http://movies.apple.com/movies/param...erica_m480.mov
Good stuff and its looks funny :lol:
BAHAHA
movie of whatever year it comes out!
Also, Baseket ball wasn't actually made by Trey and Matt, they just star in it, and its heavily improvised. Its actually created by the guy who did the naked gun movies iirc.
It's coming out this October. I see they're keeping with the blazing schedules set by South Park.
I'm in Australia though.
Hellboy isn't even out yet over here.
yeah but you get Futurama way before we do. That's better than Hellboy. :(
Yes. Right now. Go get it. I cannot recommend this movie enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
HEY GUYS I'M READY TO FUCK </T-rex>
LOL, I think it's "ALRIGHT BOYS" though. Since that is what we repeated over and over in Year 12 English class.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
STEVE PERRY!
ASSHORES, MACH RIKE YOSELVES.
TEAM
AMERICA
WORLD POLICE
I just watched the trailer for this and by god I think I need to see it.
Saw the trailer for this yesterday at Collateral. It's an all-puppet movie a la Thunderbirds and TV Funhouse from Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park. Music collaborator Marc Shaiman is onboard, so there should be some good new songs.
Preview:
http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=17970
Thoughts?
Check about 3 topics down.
Day one.
Oh damn.
Merged?
Yeah that wasn't the best idea. I deleted my post since it no longer made any sense. He should have just deleted the thread and posted in this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
I do what I like, fuckers.
Um, yeah. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeveboy
We've noticed. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeveboy
FLASH: The current version of the PARAMOUNT film TEAM AMERICA is a guaranteed NC-17, with surprisingly graphic scenes of puppet sex...
No friggin way. This movie is going to be a damn classic.
thats the best thing I've ever heard!
Well the South Park movie was NC-17 at first. And it still was after several more MPAA reviews, because Matt and Trey kept adding more obscene and horrible things to the movie with each review (such as Saddam pulling out the fake penis in bed). Somehow, a much more vulgar version of the movie ended up getting the R rating a few reviews later.
Here is a new, full trailer:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramo...ica/large.html
Looks great.
I saw the trailer in theatres before Resident Evil 2. It looked awesome!
I lost my damn mind when I heard "Aka-baka-laka" street.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
hahahahaha
Most anticipated movie ever.
I want to see a puppet get shot and his head disconnect from the body, and just hang there for a second.
Just got back from the pre-screening. It's good shit(haven't laughed my ass of that hard in a LONG time) and you all need to go see it. Any movie where the theme song is: "America (Fuck Yeah)" gets my vote for an instant dvd purchase.
andrew: it's in there, along with tons of gore(and sex). hahahaha
you lucky cunt!
Fuck, I am jizzing with anticipation.
I wonder if this was a pisted off reaction to that peace of shit thunderbirds movie.
Anyway, when is this hitting theaters.
This coming Friday. I can't wait.
I wonder when it'll hit Australian theatres...
(the rant has more to do with this interview than it does the film, but it's worth posting anyway.)Quote:
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI OCT 8, 2004 19:11:11 ET XXXXX
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
**Exclusive**
October 6, 2004
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.
I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.
All best, and a sincere fuck you,
Sean Penn
P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.
Sean Penn needs an editor.
WE'RE TAKING BACK THEATRES AUSSIEQuote:
Originally Posted by arjue
I liked the sincere fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
Not saying he didn't get a message across.
Jesus, bleeding hearts of the world unite, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by epmode
Seriously, its rediculous how long we usually have to wait for a movie to come out compared to you guys.
for instance, Anchorman is due in 2 weeks down here.
Really? This is awesome, something else I can laugh at Australia over.
This movie sounds awesome especially after these tidbits ...
"The evildoers get bloody justice, but the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, and a fair number of Parisians become collateral damage in the process."
"North Korea's megalomaniac dictator sings a reflective, autobiographical ballad. Housecats posing as rabid panthers maul celebrity peaceniks. Matt Damon's puppet doppelganger cameos as a "Timmy"-esque halfwit whose vocabulary consists entirely of his own name. A computer intelligence network touted as the world's most sophisticated -- and appropriately named I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E -- speaks in a stoned surfer drawl. "
"And a marionette sex scene manages to cram in such a dizzying array of positions -- from reverse cowgirl to rimming -- you'll need a copy of the Puppet Sutra just to keep up."
"But everything that works really works, and the film seems destined to appeal to broader audiences than Stone and Parker's previous feature-length efforts. In short: it may be the single best crappy movie you'll see all year."
HAHAHA This movie sounds GREAT!
well, you have that, our getting fucked in the arse with game releases, and our mens soccer team sucking balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Apart from that, WE WIN.
http://film.guardian.co.uk/salon/0,1...325616,00.html
Sean Penn is such a goddam pussy.
Here is one review for the film:
http://movie-reviews.colossus.net/mo...m_america.html
Well, what do you expect? It takes time to translate things into Austrailianese.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Sorry, I can't understand you. Do you know Australianese?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildkat
honestly though, its completely fucked up. Theres no apparent reason for them to do it, its not like they have to convert it to PAL or anything.
And how you say arse instead of ass. Arse sounds like a word invented by clowns, like all Australian words.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
It's just really, really fun to rile up the Aussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Arse, however, is more correct when describing the buttocks. Ass means donkey, but because Americans (that includes Canadians) were fucking stupid they mixed up the words because they sounded the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
GO SUCK A PUCK!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Where did you hear that pile?Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Find me something that says Arse is an actual nonslang word.
Arse comes from Greek: orrhos meaning tail/behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Ass comes from Latin: asinus meaning donkey.
So I'm sorry, but you and your ancestors suck.
Australia vs USA: WE WIN
Our Economy is growing at an amazing rate despite world trends, and our dollar takes up approximately 1% of global trade. While that sounds pretty minute, for a nation of only ~20 million people, thats an amazing figure.
http://hdr.undp.org/reports/global/2.../hdr04_HDI.pdf <<< we're indexed above USA (and Canada) in human development.
We win at the vast majority of sports we compete in.
We use the metric system (ERRR YOU FUCKING STUPID YANKS)
Our cities are not as crowded as yours
We can say the words "Cunt" and "arse" properly
etc
etc
etc
That's not a good reason. They mixed arse up with ass, because? Why is arse more accurate, does it stem from another word for ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
I'm sorry, I went out to watch Anchorman in theatres last month and couldn't hear your post over all of the laughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Australia's greatest export:
http://www.weht.net/pics/yahootime.jpg
America wins the thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Did a moose gouge out your eyes or something, or are you trying to be funny with a self referencing question?Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
If it bites, stings, or is poisonous, it lives in Australia.
Hardy people!
thats right melf. In other words, we kick arse and your wild animals are pussies.
Do I really need to drum up a list of shit america has "exported" that sucks balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by toxic
Have you been alive for the passed century or so?
Team Australia: TNL Police
Come on ... where's that Aussie humor?Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Think of all the great Aussie comics there are ... you have ... umm .. nm-kthx
Shaun Micallef
WHOOPS! WE WIN.
:lol: Things went off topic here, but nevermind :lol:
Here is Ebert's take on Team America. He gives it 1 star and calls it offensive.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...VIEWS/40921007
Both the Cleveland Scene and The Free Times loved it. I've got a feeling I will too.
Well, I was going to see it today, but plans have fallen apart, so maybe Monday.
Ebert should fucking lighten up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Despair
I understand why he's offended, but at the same time you're right. He's flipping out way too much. He reads far too much in to Parker and whoevers stuff. It seems like they do a lot of shit just to see how people will react and how much protest they can garner in return. It's fine by me.
This movie looks funny. And just because it bashes everyone at equal opportunity doesn't mean it's not funny. I can't wait to see it.
They do but at the same time they're the only real large-scale satire that's relevant and needed to show some people just how dumb some of the crap going on is. Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is filled with dumb crap but is still one of the most perfect satire movies around that in many ways still applies a few years later. There seems to be much more throw-away fluff in Team America from what I've read (especially if the screwing with Michael Moore really is nothing but fat jokes then they totally wasted that), but I'm sure most of it will come through just fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
I'll be seeing this tomorrow during the matine, and I'm looking pretty forward to it. I love these guys movies, and would love to see another one where they actualy act in it. Baseketball is one of my all time favorite movies.
Ebert gave only 2.5 stars to The South Park Movie, which was for the same reason, he didn't understand the "message" of the movie...
Maybe Ebert has REAL ULTIMATE POWER?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
But your thieving non-debt paying ones are better? Oh, well, sorry, I guess the winner is you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Its better to have theiving ancestors than theiving leaders.
Of course they are!Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Most of my ancestors were free settling yeoman anyway.
It's a little more than fat jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
This movie was fucking great. Hell, even the way kim jong il (sp?) died was fucking classic. He fell onto the German leader and was killed by the spike on his helmet. WW1, anyone? One of the better comedies I've seen.
He suicide bombed himself to take out the Team America HQ. Aaah, it was great. A fitting end to the fat man... Before that, he shows up mouthing off with hot dogs in his hands and mustard all over his face. Just 2 appearances really.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
Just got back from seeing it. Man oh man, I dunno what to say about this. They crossed so many lines... Total degenerate, crude humor and the crowd loved every minute of it. They weren't kidding about the sex scenes.He was awesome. I'm so lonely... Oh so lonely...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Wow, just saw this... it was ridiculous but awesome. Very funny.
Criminals were brought to America from Britain before the whole freedom issue, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
This movie was the funniest movie I've seen in a long, long time. I was laughing so hard within the first 5 minutes that I couldn't stop. The way the puppets walk and talk is awesome. I also loved the way they:
Totally ripped Matt Damon, Ben Afleck and Pearl Harbour and the tribute they paid to the montage (if you fade the sound out it makes it seem like even more time has passed).
all i have to say is...
AMERICAAAAA
FUCK YEAH!
Fuck yeah +1