Patience Phillips...what. the. fuck. I've got the free ticket thing, and there's no way in hell I'm wasting time in my life to see this pile of shit in a theatre.
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Patience Phillips...what. the. fuck. I've got the free ticket thing, and there's no way in hell I'm wasting time in my life to see this pile of shit in a theatre.
A film noir movie a la Darwyn Cooke's vision of the lady kitty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
Yes, please. :nod:
How about Jennifer Connelly as Selina and Terrence Stamp as Sam?
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Screw Connelly. How about a take no crap Uma Thurman circa Pulp Fiction?
Sounds good. That kind of movie is what Im talking about. And yeah, typo with the title. "Selinas big score" was what I was talking about.
I am not realy that familiar with the actors you picked, but they sound more like what this picture would need.
and after reading that review from Mr. Cranky, It seems as if God is going to pick some other way to shut me up. There is enough material here to make me a candidate for hater of the year.
Im sorry, I just cant look at this movie without thinking that this movie is Daredevil. Except without an attempt at charecter development and a thin layer of sexuality for frosting.
Now Im hungry for cake......:(
You will most likely recognize Terrence Stamp as the President of the Senate in Episode One. However, he is a wonderful character actor that was clearly mis-used in that movie (why wasn't he Qui-Gon?). I suggest renting one of the greatest Question Mark* movies of all time, The Limey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
I still can't think of a perfect Catwoman for Selina's Big Score. Petite, fiesty, smart, independent and retro? Selma Blair meets some of those but she excels at playing passive introverts. Demi Moore is too modern. Not classy enough. Ah. I know. LUCY LIU. Purrfect.
*Question Mark movies are those movies that you happen across in the video store (or theater) and decide to watch based on NO REVIEWS OR RECOMMENDATIONS. You have no idea if it's good or not. You probably never even saw a trailer, so you've no idea of what it's even about, outside the cover of the box. Maybe you haven't even heard of the movie before. Good Question Marks are movies like The Limey and October Sky. Bad Question Marks are movies like The Truth About Charlie and 15 Minutes.
After Kill Bill, Uma is more take no crap than ever.Quote:
How about a take no crap Uma Thurman circa Pulp Fiction?
Haven't seen Kill Bill but the Pulp Uma has an understated toughness that is beautifully offset by her vulnerability. If you read Selina's Big Score (and you should), I think that vulnerability would be appropriate.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I still like Lucy better for the role. Not only would she ace the toughness but it'd give a good actress a chance to express something she's not necessarily known for, subtle vulnerability. That would be interesting to see.
On Kimmel last night he talked about Catwoman, so to start off he asks the audience "who's going to see Catwoman this weekend?". The audience was dead silent. This thing is a gaurenteed bomb. Plus, Halle Berry's body double is a man, so at any point you don't see her face you can't appriciate what you're looking it because it might give you teh gay.
CATWOMAN
Domestic Total as of Jul. 25, 2004: $17,155,000 (Estimate)
Production Budget: $100 million
Est. Marketing Costs: $35 million
GG's Film Exec. Clean out your desk by end of the day and start turning in those Apps at Fatburger.
I find it hilarious that Halle wont do X-Men 3 because she doesn't want bit roles, but she did this flaming piece of crap.
The Irony is almost enough to make my die in my sleep.
The truly sad part is that although that's a bad take, at an average ticket price of $7.50, over 2 million people went to see Catwoman on it's opening weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
Those 2 million people should be incinerated.