CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.
http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/3577698/detail.html
Printable View
CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.
http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/3577698/detail.html
I smell a made-for-TV movie!
Gimme the movie rights. This is gonna be big.
Semen Injector: An Erotic Story :D
I'm sure the movie was done a long time ago ;)
Wait, so what is wrong with that? If they didn't want it they shouldn't have begged for it by being knocked out cold with their mouth open.
Jeez.
This line of defence will not work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Im gonna go apply to dental school now.
Then this guy may be in trouble.
Another one bites the dust for a victimless crime.
This reminds me of a news story I heard a few years ago. This woman was renting an apartment in this guy's house for several years, and for some reason or another she started getting suspicious. She hired someone to check things out and she discovered that he had been sneaking into her apartment during the day while she was out at work and planting his own feces in the food in her fridge. When arrested, the man confessed to having done this for the last three years. That's right, this woman had been eating this man's shit for three fucking years. Damn.
if she didn't notice the shit in her food for 3 years, what was it that finally made her "suspicious"? A mushroom stamp direct to the head?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Sounds like a connoisseur.Quote:
"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ..."
An extra "nugget" in her Chicken McNuggets? :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
As I recall he was mixing it in pretty well so she wouldn't detect it. I don't remember what they said tipped her off.
Her stock is rising...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Musta' been some goood sh... Okay that was lame, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
As are her protein levels..Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I wonder why this made her upset anyhow, I mean, Isn't sperm better than prozak?
Well since she was so intimately familiar with the taste, perhaps she'd already consumed her allowed daily allotment and was really chastizing the dentist for making her potentially spunk overdose!?
This is pretty gross man, I don't understand what motivates certain people to do shit like this but damn...makes me glad I'm not a female going to the dentist :P
:doubt: As a dentist myself, I must say, this is not standard practice.
Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."
This is the funniest part of that story!
Moral of the story:
Women that go to the dentist are sluts who drink a bunch of sperm.