Bush and Republican failures

WMD? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, let me look, maybe I can find em under my desk.

UN Food for oil scam? Oh come on, that was just a scam by our good friend Chalabi to rile people up against the French and the UN some more, devide and conquer you know.

Protestors during RNC? Urm we already admitted they had valid delegate passes and thats the closest we will ever come to admitting the protestors were Republicans as well.

No child left behind? We will blame Ted Kennedy muwahahahahahaaaaaaa

Kerry´s war record being public? Yeah we know its up on his page but the general public doesnt know that so we will continue to ask if Kerry has something to hide and say he should come public so people think there is something there.

Schwarzeneger, socialism and Russian tanks? So what if Ahnuld was lying about seeing russian tanks in Austria and claiming to leave a socialist state while Russian tanks never were anywhere around him and the Austrian government was conservative troughout his life there, we managed to incite more passionate hatred with his speach, that always lines up our patriotic feelings and thats what counts.

9/11 and Iraq? Listen we never claimed the two were directly linked, we will continue to use the words september 11th, Iraq and Terrorism together though so people subconsciously keep associating the two eliminating the need for us to justify our actions.

Osama Bin Ladin? Who is that, we dont care about him.

Al sadr? Oh gee I, hrmm you really put me in the spot here, wish you couldve given me this one in advance. So urm yeah he is responsible for hundreds of deaths but thats not important, what really counts is we cut him a deal and dropped all charges against him so we wouldnt have another policy embarresment with dead troops and stuff, elections are coming up you know so in that case its good to negotiate with known terrorists, especially ones we have created ourselves.

Al Jazeera? Excellent news network, we let em hang their banner at our convention, democrats didnt allow that.

4 Million more people under poverty line? Let them eat cake, we wont provide the cake though, we dont believe in social security, after all every person knows better what to not do with money they do not own annyway, hahahaha I made a funny.

Clinton quadruple bypass? Well at least now he will have something in common with Dick, hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I made another funny.

War on terror? We can win it, oh wait we cant, hmm maybe we can after all flippity floppity flop.

Zell Miller? We found the last dixiecrat alive, cool innit, he made us look sane, what an achievement, what a guy.

Afghanistan? So what if over half the country is back in the hands of the Taliban oppresing the people and that Afghanistan grows up to 90% of the worlds poppies drugs, we had our PR victory so we drop Afghanistan to the same status as Osama, we dont care.

Karl Rove? What a brilliant man, he convinced two of the most honest and upstanding members of the party(McCain and Dole) to abandon their principles and join in on the politics of insinuation.

Budget deficit? Thats what kids are for.


Ah screw it, I could go on all night, this should be plenty to get discussion going.

Don't you have an elementary school to hold hostage?

Dont you have to go to a crossburning?

Im just glad Almaci's opinions on the Presidential elections ultimately do not matter in the least.

Nor do yours for that matter.

And hey its not like I am the one having to live with your decisions.

Let me put it this way, its not MY family dying in Iraq, its not MY deficit, its not MY childrens future being wasted, its not MY healthcare, its not MY social security, its not MY labour protection, its not MY civil rights(oh wait it is whenevr I visit the US) etcetera etcetera.

Yet I care becouse what that dumbo does in the white house ultimatly DOES affect me.
Not to the effect it does for you guys but still.

Calm down. It is impossible for a politician to be honest about anything anyway. So all those points are moot. You could apply the same issues to other politicians and you would get idiotic responses too.

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Originally Posted by Almaci

WMD? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, let me look, maybe I can find em under my desk.

UN Food for oil scam? Oh come on, that was just a scam by our good friend Chalabi to rile people up against the French and the UN some more, devide and conquer you know.

Protestors during RNC? Urm we already admitted they had valid delegate passes and thats the closest we will ever come to admitting the protestors were Republicans as well.

No child left behind? We will blame Ted Kennedy muwahahahahahaaaaaaa

Kerry´s war record being public? Yeah we know its up on his page but the general public doesnt know that so we will continue to ask if Kerry has something to hide and say he should come public so people think there is something there.

Schwarzeneger, socialism and Russian tanks? So what if Ahnuld was lying about seeing russian tanks in Austria and claiming to leave a socialist state while Russian tanks never were anywhere around him and the Austrian government was conservative troughout his life there, we managed to incite more passionate hatred with his speach, that always lines up our patriotic feelings and thats what counts.

9/11 and Iraq? Listen we never claimed the two were directly linked, we will continue to use the words september 11th, Iraq and Terrorism together though so people subconsciously keep associating the two eliminating the need for us to justify our actions.

Osama Bin Ladin? Who is that, we dont care about him.

Al sadr? Oh gee I, hrmm you really put me in the spot here, wish you couldve given me this one in advance. So urm yeah he is responsible for hundreds of deaths but thats not important, what really counts is we cut him a deal and dropped all charges against him so we wouldnt have another policy embarresment with dead troops and stuff, elections are coming up you know so in that case its good to negotiate with known terrorists, especially ones we have created ourselves.

Al Jazeera? Excellent news network, we let em hang their banner at our convention, democrats didnt allow that.

4 Million more people under poverty line? Let them eat cake, we wont provide the cake though, we dont believe in social security, after all every person knows better what to not do with money they do not own annyway, hahahaha I made a funny.

Clinton quadruple bypass? Well at least now he will have something in common with Dick, hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I made another funny.

War on terror? We can win it, oh wait we cant, hmm maybe we can after all flippity floppity flop.

Zell Miller? We found the last dixiecrat alive, cool innit, he made us look sane, what an achievement, what a guy.

Afghanistan? So what if over half the country is back in the hands of the Taliban oppresing the people and that Afghanistan grows up to 90% of the worlds poppies drugs, we had our PR victory so we drop Afghanistan to the same status as Osama, we dont care.

Karl Rove? What a brilliant man, he convinced two of the most honest and upstanding members of the party(McCain and Dole) to abandon their principles and join in on the politics of insinuation.

Budget deficit? Thats what kids are for.


Ah screw it, I could go on all night, this should be plenty to get discussion going.

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Even with all this drivel, odds are he'll get re-elected, freely and democratically. That must really burn your britches. ;)

You're not helping.

He might get re elected yes.
I have my doubts about the FAIR part though :)

Ah, what the hell, here is a silly video about rigged voting booths this election. Now, as liberal as I am even I'm skeptical about this sort of conspiracy, but I certainly wouldn't put such a tactic past the incumbent.