Originally Posted by StriderKyo
Two things that need to change in Oblivion:
Bards need to actually do Bardly things. It would have been so much cooler if I could have earned cash in the early levels by playing at taverns (it's not like there aren't plenty in Balmora) instead of running around picking leaves and stabbing slugs. It took me forever to find a lute, and I had to massacre an entire vampire clan just to get it. I only know the location of one more - in the tavern near Wolverine Hall - in the entire world, and what's more they serve no function. Just decoration.
Bretons need to stop screaming like beeyotches when they get hit. For crying out loud, I've exceeded the limit of normal human strength, I'm level 44, I've single handedly defeated entire inter-dimensional demonic cults and I'm the Archmage of Vvardenfell, but if I get hit too hard I let out this annoying Gilbert Godfried squeal. Unmanly!
I never got why they say that.