I'm driving home from work yesterday and I made the turn at the block before mine. Suddenly I noticed this huge 4 foot long pipe with supports weilded onto it in the middle of the street (left by skateboarders) and I had to swerve at the last second to avoid destroying my tire. I stopped and got out to see if the moron that left this thing there is still around...I didn't see anyone, so I picked it up and pitched it as hard as I could at the curb, where it lands with a loud clang. Of course, being metal, it didn't break, sadly.
Anyway, some kid comes around the corner from the Italian Ice place at the sound of this, looks at me and simply says "Thanks!". :wtf: "Did you leave that in the middle of the street?" I asked, and he's like "Yeah, so?", not thinking anything was wrong with leaving a huge metal obstruction in the middle of the road. "Are you a fucking idiot? I almost hit the goddamn thing!" I said, to which he replied, "Don't curse at me!"
"Excuse me?"
"What are you, in your 20's? I'm sixteeeeeen!"
"Well, that explains your stupidity."
"I was skateboarding!"
"And you almost killed my car, you fucking retard."
"Stop cursing at me! I'm 16! You can't curse at me!"
"Um, okay."
The kid never got closer than 50 feet to me. At this point I decided it wasn't worth stomping his guts out and getting arrested and just drove off.
I should have ran over his skateboard which was lying by the curb.
Two things:
One- kids are idiots. Not only that, but they seem to get even more stupid with each generation.
Two- "Don't curse at me"...? What a fag. Back when I was 16 I would have told an older guy cursing me out to fuck himself...then ran off if he came after me. :D
