Sounds like a real gem.
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Sounds like a real gem.
Dude, don't play dumb. It was you.
Luck has nothing to do with it, it's all SKILL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
...Actually, I wonder if I'm even fertile anymore considering what I've gotten away with.
Dole, you swore you'd never tell. Now I'll just have to bitch slap you.
Condoms are quite the suck. I'd rather have a blowjob than sex with a condom on. Edit: You have to know the girl, of course, for this to apply. Safety-speaking.
Therefore, the pill=the best thing ever. (include patch, implant, etc..)
Technically abstinence = best form of birth control. But in my heredity and devlopment class last semester, we learned a bunch of horrifying statistics related to genetics.
One of the stats we learned was the ratio of virgin births to normal births. Yes sir. It is entirely possible for a girl to become pregnant without you even helping it at all. And then who'd look bad? "I swear, I never touched her..down there!" you scream as her father punches you repeatedly in the face.
And the rate is about the same as women who get pregnant while properly taking the pill.
Moral: Get your girl on the pill. Unless you're sweet daddy pimping it. Then get yourself down to Cosco for some rubber love.
...ugh condoms suck. And they make everything down there taste bad...not good for extended lovemaking sessions unless you have a shower handy. Or flavoured lube.
The commonly used phrase "one time is enough" is misleading. The natural rate of pregancy without contraception is ~25%/month. So if you're doing it for n consecutive months, the probability that you'll get a girl pregnant in at least 1 of those months can be summarized by the equation:
P = 1-(0.75^n)
What this also means is that after >1 year, a small percentage of the population will never get pregnant. So go out there & have fun!
I pass on the pill.
I'll keep my wallets destiny in my own hands, thank you. Ask Orochi how if that's a good idea or not.
No Glove, No Love.
I aint going out like Willie Lump Lump.